Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Ow." I fall over, the match striking against Salt, lighting in the process, and landing on the floor. Everything bursts into flames.

 

[Saltarius]

"YOU SHIT! I'LL FUCKING TEAR OUT YOUR INTESTINES!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH MY COOKED FLESH FIRST!"

 

[Saltarius]

"OH I INTEND TO!"

I shove Zombie and start beating the hell out of him.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I smash a glass bottle of water at my feet, washing away the burning fuel in a small area around me.
"So, anyway, Sis, things aren't going too well."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I eventually die from the beating combined with the fire. I respawn behind Salt, and I pour a bottle of gasoline over him.

 

[Saltarius]

The beating/respawn/continued beating cycle continues.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm sure the guys are doing something completely worthwhile in an attempt to find me and get the door to Sister."

 

[Saltarius]

I take a short breather in between hitting Zombie.

"Alright, we need to do something worthwhile to get this door to Sister, and by that means we must locate Paddy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, the whole trunk is on fire."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pull out another phone and call Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Where are you guys? I can't see anything."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're in the boot of a car. All of us. We're small now because of some bullshit. Anyway, we need you because you have the door. So... I dunno, do you have a torch or something? Maybe you're in a room with a door."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Something fucked up my gasmask and I can't see shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can't you take the gasmask off? And you seriously don't have a torch? At all?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The fucking up of the gasmask involved the mechanisms that keep it on my head despite all the shit I get up to. It's stuck. And I don't need a torch because I have night vision and a lot of fire."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then cut the gasmask off, and light a fire." I sigh.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This thing isn't coming off any time soon until it stops being fucked."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What the fuck is keeping it on?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I poke my neck where the gasmask is clamped on. "Airtight mechanical pressure things. I taught myself engineering because drugs."