Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

"Yes and no. Paddy has it, but we don't have Paddy. We're also apparently really small now. We're on our way to the Mall right now."

You can hear the smack of Sister's palm hitting her forehead.

"At least no one else can get their hands on it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then remove them. Take a screwdriver, remove the clamps from the mask, then take the mask off."

"Well, we don't really know where Paddy is, because he's as blind as a person who clamps a gasmask to his head without a way to remove it in case of mechanical failure. So, someone else might find him and steal the door."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You have no idea how well I taught myself engineering."

 

[Saltarius]

"I AM NOT GOING THROUGH WITH THIS DOOR BULLSHIT TWICE!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you taught yourself well, it would be a cakewalk to disassemble the clamps."

I look over at Salt.
"Actually, it seems Salt wants to give up. And, uh... I agree with Salt. And New-Paddy agrees with me, because it's my turn to be New-Paddy. And since there are only two other people here, I'd call that a majority vote."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well...I meant as in if it gets stolen again. Y'know. Hypothetically speaking. At this moment I am still perfectly willing to search."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh... uh... that's what I meant too."

 

[Saltarius]

"Because uh...why quit when you're this far? Right? Because you do these things for friends...yeah. Friends."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah... sure."

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you implying something with that unsure sounding 'sure' Trilby?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, no. I was just... saying the word 'sure' like that... because I was... uh... thinking about how much I like you guys. Yeah, let's say that."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby man, we don't need any more tangled romantic geometry."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, okay. I'll try to keep my lust restrained."

 

[Saltarius]

"Our lack of shippers thanks you."

 

[RaNDM G]

The car stops in front of the Mall. I pop open the trunk.

"Alright, we're here. Try not to get run over."

 

[Saltarius]

"Is he in the Mall or what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck you, RaN. Fuck you so hard."
I hang up on Sister and Paddy, pick up New-Paddy, and climb out of the car.

I turn to Salt.
"Paddy can't see. He doesn't know where he is."

 

[Saltarius]

"WELL GIVEN HE CAN SEE I WOULD FIGURE HE MIGHT HAVE LOCATED HIM."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Not my fault the only parking is across the street. Since you're so worried about it."

I captchalogue everyone and cross the street.

 

[Saltarius]

"So this is what hell feels like."