Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Attacking a man in the back? That really is spineless Trilby."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa appears next to Knife.
"Do I sense...
PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????????"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yes, yes you do."

 

[Sigma Castell]

A swarm of Pun-Bears stampedes towards Knife.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch my mechanical hand through the back of Knife's skull, grab his spinal cord and plant a foot on his lower back. With a sharp pull back with my hand, and a forceful kick downwards, I tear Knife's spine out.
"Not as spineless as you."

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn and nudge my body with my foot. "Yea well after that last pun that really was a no brainier wasn't it." I say.

I am then crushed by a group of stampeding Pun-Bears and respawn again. "Ugh, that was unbearable."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throttle Knife with his own spinal cord.

 

[Knife-28]

"You know I feel you've got a bone to pick with me Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Knife in the head.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn. "Well I...uh, fuck. I can't think of a pun." I say with a shrug, "My brain's shot."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I am filled with such burning rage that I catch fire.
As in, I literally ignite.
"FUCK."

 

[Knife-28]

"I know Scotsmen are known for their fiery personalities, but this is ridicules!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You're just fanning the flames, Knife."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stab Knife in the chest.

 

[Paddy the Second]

The puns cause my tulpa to overload and burst into flames.

 

[Knife-28]

I look down at my chest. "Gee, shanks."

 

[Saltarius]

"That pun cut like a knife."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start repeatedly kicking Knife in the groin until he dies.
Somehow.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Everyone is eaten by rampaging Pun Bears. They supercombine into the Mother Bear, which eats the Multiverse.


The End

 

[Knife-28]

Everything respawns. Again.

"Wow, that really took balls to do."