Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I shake my head, clearing the last of the Void-Tongues. I turn just in time to catch a blender in the face.
"sonofaBITCH"[/b]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I swear and draw my sword, fumbling at my belt for a dynamite stick.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I pull the whirring blender off of my head, tossing it over my shoulder. I draw Swordblend and activate it, the deadly blades spinning into life.[/b]

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Nega Sig y u do dis"

 

[Corn God]

I start beating Nega Sigma with my weapon of choice. The baseball with barbed wire.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]"Sig pls" I swerve around the baseball-wire-bat, and stab Corn God in the eye[/b]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"..."
I sit down on the ground

 

[Saltarius]

"Sis some crazy bullshits happening out here you need to see this."

 

[RaNDM G]

Sister cannot come out and see this. She is passed out over a desk, having drowned her misery and abandonment in liquor.

Come on girl, it's only been a week and a half.

 

[Saltarius]

I weigh my options.

>Pick lock despite blindness.
>Wait.
>Read more ASOS and cry harder.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What in all of holy hell is going on here!?"
I grab Sigma by the throat and lift him into the air.
"Explain this tomfoolery!"

 

[Corn God]

I teleport to Salt.
"What are you doing mortal fool?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...there's a girl in there I'm sort of concerned about given she isn't responding and she's been in there for balls knows how long and I'm pretty sure I smell a fuckton of alcohol."

 

[Corn God]

"Ugh. I'll sort this out."
I teleport into the room, and beat Sisters brain in instantly. I return to Salt.
"Fixed it."

 

[Saltarius]

"Now I smell blood and alcohol. I think you just made things like twelve times worse."

 

[Corn God]

I wipe the bat on Salts back.
"Blood just stains. Horrible."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Is that barbed wire on whatever the fuck you're rubbing me with."

I start hitting the door in an attempt to break it open.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife opens the door and looks at Salt. "I assume you have something to do with the guy in the corny suit beating Sis's brains in?"

I meanwhile wonder what the fuck is going on.

 

[Saltarius]

"He...He what. I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW A FAIR AMOUNT ABOUT ME AND YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT A POINT TO TELL ME SOONER!?"

 

[Knife-28]

"It literally just happened. Fuck you're carring on like she won't respawn."