Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Cause y'know. Substance abuse is kind of a serious issue. And self harm."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]"Isn't that the Huge *****?"[/b]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look over to where NSC is pointing.
"...Yes."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I ponder for a moment.
"...Let's set her on fire."[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, I can already hear you talking to yourself over there."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I cover Sister in burning Napalm.[/b]

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look at Sister, then down at my sword.
"Yes. Let's."
I cover Sister in petrol and throw a Molotov at her face.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I fistbump Sigma.
"Fire bros for life yo."[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

I whap both Sigmas on the back of the head.

"Could you both do us all a great favor and fucking stop?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I cough and look away.
"Sorry. Reflex."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa continues to stare in shock at the stupidity in front of him.

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]I look at Salt.
"You're just jealous cos we make her hotter than you do."[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

"You better make that reflex fucking learn the shit it is not to do around me."

I jam my thumbs in Nega Sigma's eyes.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make a smoothie and give it to Paddy's Tulpa.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa pours the smoothie into his face, missing with most of it.

 

[Saltarius]

"I believe we have made it clear comments such as the one that Nega Sigma made are not to be spoken."

 

[Nega Sigma Castell]

[b/]"Oops, sore subject. Wouldn't wan to make things...heated...after all, would I?"
I swerve under Salts hands take a few steps back, grinning.[/b]

 

[Saltarius]

I strangle Nega Sigma and begin beating his head in with my cane.

 

[Corn God]

I stuff steaming hot corn down Salts throat.

 

[Saltarius]

I begin beating the Corn God's head against Nega Sigma.