Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Nega Sigma Castell

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[b/]"Dick...Butttttt..."
I sweep Slats legs out from underneath him and dance away.[/b]

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Saltarius

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I take the Corn God's corn and stab Nega Sigma in the chest with in, driving it in with the bottom of my cane.
 

Nega Sigma Castell

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[b/]"You underestimate my power, Salt'O'Flannigan'O'Seamus'O'Paddy"
Salt becomes Dickbutt and Dickbutt Dickbutt Dickbutt, Dickbutt Dickbutt.[/b]
 

Saltarius

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"My last name is Crane, dickweed."

In accordance with his wishes, I ram the corn into Nega Sig's rear. I then begin to put Sister out via copious water dousing.
 

RaNDM G

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Paddy the Second said:
I jog over to the nearest villager. "Hey there, I have this thing from some warlocks I'm supposed to deliver to here. You wanna take it?"
The man glances, then blankly stares at the staff. He waves at a young woman, a blacksmith plying her craft in front of her home. She lays down her hammer and tosses the hot iron bar in a barrel of water before walking to you.

She looks at the staff in your hand, falls on her knees and cries.

The man gives you a real hard look.

"Who are you?", he asks.

Nega Sigma Castell said:
[b/]I cover Sister in burning Napalm.[/b]
She is completely unaffected. Everyone seems to forget that she is an insane ghost and this kind of stuff doesn't bother her really. Honestly now, since when has anyone tried killing a ghost with fire? Whatever. She just slouches and yawns as the liquid concoction trickles to the floor and lights your trousers.

You proceed to burn in a horrible, pathetic fashion.

Sister takes a swig of whatever liquor.
 

Knife-28

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"Congratulations Trilby, you've found something which I actually agree with you on." Knife says, preforming a low bow in his direction.
 

Saltarius

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"FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK! GODDAMIT COULD SOMEBODY POSSIBLY MIND SHOOTING FUCKING TRILBY OR SOMETHING FOR FUCK'S SAKE FUCKING FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK."
 

Nega Sigma Castell

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[b/]I respawn after burning to death horribly.
"Waait, If you're a ghost then how did Salt kill you" I say, flipping through my Big Book of Excorsisms.
"Hmmm...Huge *****...Huge *****...aaah there it is.[/b]
 

Saltarius

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I finally collapse with innumerable bullet holes riddling my corpse. I respawn and snatch the lollipop from Sigma, which I break over Nega Sigma's head.