Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

The marshmallow goo is an excellent cauterizer, and I only suffer BURN: -1.

I blow the fire out on one of the marshmallows and pop it in my mouth, savoring the hot, burnt gooey sugar before eviscerating Trilby with a nearby chair.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn in an umbrella shop, and take a Kevlar umbrella to protect myself from the cactus rain.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Somebody pass me the LSD."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Salt the LSD-spiked lemonade.

 

[Saltarius]

I take it and place the tile back.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I try the dance again, only this time the Rains of Castamere start instead.
"Dammit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start assaulting Sigma with my umbrella.
It is both vicious and very silly.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fend Trilby off with a small elephant attached to a bumblebee.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"..."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I sure wish that slightly creepy tulpa of Paddy's was around."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open up the umbrella to protect myself, then construct a scaled down elephant gun, and fire it at the tiny elephant using the partially complete Bearbot arm I started making way back.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa is currently talking to some warlocks and is kinda busy right now.

 

[Saltarius]

I work on upgrading my shades.

And myself.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I dance the macarena all over trilbys face.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I remove Sigma's feet with a sword, rendering him unable to dance, then start throwing marshmallows at him.

 

[Saltarius]

I punch my way ever-so-dramatically out of the floor.

"I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I use Sigma and my umbrella to protect myself from the onslaught of Tab, then turn to Salt.
"Good for you."
I throw my sword at Salt's head like a javelin.

 

[Saltarius]

I fall backwards into my self-made hole.

"And so it begins."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I spasm and bleed from a dozen Tab-wounds, then respawn inside Trilby's eye.
"...Awfully cramped in here..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start rubbing my eye, then realise I've gone partially blind.
"Well, cocks."
I grab a marshmallow-y skewer, and slowly shove it inside my eye.