Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's probably fraud or something. Anyway, it would cause inflation and make the money less valuable. We'd be better off cooking and selling meth."

 

[Saltarius]

"I cook. You sell. We can reconcile via destroying other lives."

 

[Knife-28]

"If I had a dollar for every time one of you dropkicks suggested selling drugs..." Knife mutters, slowly rubbing his eyelids.

 

[Knife-28]

"No, not really."

Throwing caution out the window, I stand and attempt to run for it. I say attempt, because due to the ludicrous amounts of hand lotion on the ground I immediately slip over smash face first into the ground, causing a spike of pain and the taste of copper to invade my mouth.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, I'm sold. Let's sell some drugs."
I turn to look at Knife.
"2/10."

 

[Knife-28]

"English, Scottie." Knife says, "If your going to insult me, at least do it properly."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine then. 'Two out of ten.' Happy now?"

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"No, because I have no idea why you decided to say 'two out've ten'"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That was directed at the other Knife. Who... is not here... uh..."
I throw some LSD in Knife's face and run away.

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways, let's just fuck this whole capturing Sister business and get some supplies to cook this shit."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yes, because it worked out so well the last time you did it." Knife says.

 

[Saltarius]

"That was because you're an oppressive dick."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I start cooking vegetarian burgers on salts meth lab.

 

[RaNDM G]

After seemingly WEEKS of navigating through this goddamn maze, Elston finally reaches the last puzzle.

Three brass pipes are all that stand between him and an open gate. Below the rail, water trickles down a grid of ebony squares.

I guess push buttons and hope for the best?

 

[Paddy the Second]

Brett Elston uses the squares to draw a Triforce.

 

[RaNDM G]

You hear the hiss of rising steam as one of the pipes is pushed away.

You should listen to this man, it's beautiful.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Brett goes on to wipe the squares clean and draw a crude Link (from the original LoZ) sprite.

 

[RaNDM G]

I have this down to a science.

Another pipe is pushed off the track.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Brett cracks his fingers and draws Mega Man.

 

[Saltarius]

I run down the stairs of the building Tox has just arrived in and roundhouse him.

"Sup, fucker."