Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

My bullet ridden body smacks into Miniman, and I respawn. "Right, well let's see if we can't find whatever powers this mall."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, that's what we're doing? That could be interesting. Though, it's probably going to be something boring, like a nuclear power plant, or a perpetual motion machine."

 

[Captain Anon]

i kick the door down to wherever you guys are and

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I react to Woon's unexpected entry by throwing a Molotov at him, setting him on fire.
"Oh, wait. It's just Woon. Sorry about that."

 

[Captain Anon]

"denied and it's fine i got it" i say before putting out my revolver and firing at the Molotov stopping it from hitting me and then I light a smoke

 

[Captain Anon]

"Jesus Christ kid word of warning don't appear from nowhere you might get shot........because i nearly did" i said doing a fancy trick with my revolver and i then put back in my hostler

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Woon's remarkable misunderstanding of how Molotovs work causes him to be set on fire, and hit in the face with the shrapnel.
I turn to the New Guy.
"Your hat is smoking."
I turn to Woon.
"He has an excuse. He isn't an established character. YOU are. And that reminds me..."
I shoot Woon in the foot.

 

[Captain Anon]

"damnit oh well it'll heal" i said while still burning alive i return fire by shooting trilby in the foot "see how do you like? and yeah but- wait what do you mean by established?!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"..."
I punch my mechanical hand into Woon's skull, then start fiddling with his brain to make him forget the past ten minutes.
I turn back to Tox.
"This is Woon. He showed up on Invictus, then left later on Invictus. Then he came back on Invictus, and left on Invictus. The guy with the hat is a new guy."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I crawl out from under Knife's corpse. I then look at Woon and new guy.
"Hey new guy, and hey- Oh. Hello Woon."

 

[Paddy the Second]

While waiting for RaN to post I suddenly sense a great disturbance.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

My tulpa appears in the mall and immediately begins crying.

 

[Captain Anon]

when trilby is fiddling with my brain i say "hello i'm David but everyone calls me by my second name Woon, nice to meet you" i wave to zombie "hey zombie how things?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa continues to sob softly.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stab Woon in the knee.
"What have you been doing all this time?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slide my hand out of Woon's face, then walk over to Paddy's tulpa and pat it on the back.

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa looks at Newguy and nods in approval.

 

[Captain Anon]

i pull out my own knife and stabs zombie in the leg "nothing much went back to The Pub got bored, then left and ended up in a strange place where there were mages and mechs and i was a mage then i got bored again now i'm back how things on your end? i see we got the mall back"

 

[Captain Anon]

"o...kay"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I walk back over to the others.
"Well, New Guy, I'm Trilby."
I think for a few seconds, then reach into my back pocket and pull out a small bag.
"Would you like to buy some incredibly low quality crystal methamphetamine?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa summons Satan.

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