Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, he shows up every s-hghflghlghgghghgh..." I start to explain, but am cut off when a large amount of electricity begins to course through me from somewhere.
I wake up a few moments later, two rectangular burns on my chest.
"Woon, why did you just try to defibrillate me?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"huh? what? no no i didn't" i say innocently

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure you didn't."
I pull out my flare gun, and shoot it at the base of Woon's feet, creating a tunnel of melted chocolate, which sends Woon sliding down to the floor, before the chocolate seals the tunnel back up, trapping Woon in a delicious, yet sticky, tomb, which is well-ventilated enough to prevent him from asphyxiating, and not dense enough to crush him.

 

[Captain Anon]

quckly i break my own neck and then respawn next to trilby pulling out a machine gun i shoot him in the head and everywhere else really "LOL respawn bitches" i say after i'm done

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn in a fridge store upstairs, then drag a fridge over to the railing, and push it over, with the door open, then jump on top of it to try and guide it.
Through sheer luck, the fridge lands on top of Woon and pushes him straight down into the still slightly melted chocolate, which then starts to solidify around Woon.
This traps his body in the chocolate sprinkles, preventing him from killing himself, but leaves his head in the air pocket created by the refrigerator.

 

[Captain Anon]

"ok let me think uum oh i know" i listen to a one direction song and this is what happens

and then when i respawn i run at trilby

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Unfortunately for Woon, he doesn't have access to One Direction songs from his current position.
"I'll let you out, but you'll owe me big time. Deal?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh fine deal fuck" i say

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wonderful."
I get some helium from a party supplies store, then punch a hole in the fridge and connect up the helium.
Slowly, the gas begins to fill up the fridge.
"Just say when your breathing begins to hurt."

 

[Captain Anon]

"heheheheheh this is fun oh now it hurts ow ow ow ow"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start to chuckle at Woon's squeaky voice.
And then I leave him to choke on almost pure helium.

 

[Captain Anon]

"so will my head explode or what" i say in squeaky voice

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, you'll just asphyxiate. Your body is getting absolutely no oxygen. It's a wonder you're still talking, really."

 

[Captain Anon]

"actually some people have said it's a wonder i'm still alive I've been through what the same people would call hell, good old respawning abilty" still in a squeaky voice

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Did you know we once literally went to hell? Although it was on a food/drug induced hallucination, and this is the first time anyone has really mentioned it I guess. So, I guess we didn't really."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Screw this."
I throw the helium tank away, then fire a flare into the fridge, which starts cooking Woon's head, before turning to Zombie.
"So... how was it in hell?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh really was it before i arrived or after i left?" still in squeaky voice

 

[MinimanZombie]

I don't hear Woon considering his face and vocal cords have been burnt too badly by now.
"Well. It was hot I think. We got Cerberus who replaced the G-Van. That was about it."
I look at the chocolate pile.
"We should do something about this before it melts and ruins all the nice carpet stores over there."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Who cares? It's not like anybody is going to be shopping here. And the damage wouldn't even be permanent." I point out.
I lift up the fridge that Woon is under, then drag his corpse out of the pool of melted chocolate.
"Now we have a chocolate-coated Woon statue. So... go us."

 

[Captain Anon]

"soooooo what now?"