Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I kill myself and respawn in a wardrobe inside the aparment.
"What the fuck-IS THIS A SKELETON!?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"We chill." I state, slouching into an odd position on the couch.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm more down for like...doing stuff."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"AAAAHHHH-"
I fall out of the cupboard.
"GET AWAY FROM ME MR SKELETON!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Like?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't know! Stuff stuff!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, this is boring now. I think we'll just leave."
I walk over the the wardrobe containing Zombie, but before I can drag it away, Zombie bursts out, yelling about skeletons.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Now you see why I don't do much in the Mall."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I exit the wardrobe and I throw the Skeleton into the living room. I then try and find a cabinet in the kitchen which I can hide in from the obviously evil skeleton.

 

[Saltarius]

"Like, I dunno. Go for a soothing care ride! Play darts somewhere? Or pool! Or go swim in a pool for that matter!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I find the cabinet Tox is in.
"Hello Tox."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, Salt, there's a ridiculously large ball pit around here, somewhere." I suggest.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[small]"Trying to hide from the skeleton. What are you doing?"[/small]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Shall we do some Soul Hunting together, Salt?" H.A.M asks.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wh-No! I'm a Mephistopheles person. Greed's fuckin' nasty."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay fuck this."
I throw a grenade into the room Salt is in.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Family stuff?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sure. Yeah! Family stuff! Like...yeah. I don't know what family stuff entails but I'm game."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I watch as Salt and Waffles' family explode, while I finish off my tea.
"I think we should go now, Zombie."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[small]"I'm getting really bored of Salt just chatting nonsense about what leisure activity to do next! So I threw a grenade into the room. Obviously."[/small]
I then respond to Trilby.
"Yeah, maybe."