Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"not much just zombie giving everyone haircuts" i say turning to knife

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh." I say, running a hand over my long, shaggy hair. "Ok then."

 

[Captain Anon]

"yeah i think a haircut too now that i think about it" i say sitting down in a chair

 

[MinimanZombie]

I give Knife a hair cut.

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]The library blurs around me. Paddy's Tulpas voice seems to be coming from far away, echoing through the air. A shiver runs over me, and then I am gone, torn away on the tides of possibility.[/i]

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I give Woon a buzzcut with my chainsaw.
Surprisingly, he survives unscathed.
Except for the loss of his ears.

 

[Captain Anon]

suddenly strange red lightning appears where my ears were and start to repair them "huh well that's new"

 

[MinimanZombie]

It turns out the red lighting is just his blood and the tazer I've stuck in his wound.

 

[Captain Anon]

"hseqhlcbhsldhhoclndcnsdkcjlcjlbljdsanclndl" i tried to say but dyingand then i respawn

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, not bad." I say, brushing a hand over my new buzz cut. "Thanks Zombie."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"No problem dude. Man I missed my calling."
I phone Salt.
"Dude you want a hair cut?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Can you please finally transition your...specifics? And no. I prefer it long."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh for the love of-Salt it looks awful. I know it's hard to give up hair, but it's the only way."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"God fucking damnit Sigma."

 

[Knife-28]

"Come on Salt, I cut mine!" I yell into the phone.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Barbershop, the role-playing game."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I give Ran a hair cut as as well.

 

[Saltarius]

"No means no! And if I wanted it cut, I'd have someone I trust such as Diamond do it."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Thanks," I say before turning to Salt.

"You should really get your haircut man. I know it's hard to take care of yourself being blind, but seriously. Run a comb through it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Salt, don't be such an uptight bastard about this. Trilby, Knife, Tox, and now Ran have all have haircuts and they like them."