Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Why is everything so unstable here!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punt Woon's head at Tox.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I slam the head into the floor before it hits Tox.
"REJECTED!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa appears in the mall. "Why can't people build durable buildings geeze it's not that hard."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well maybe if we worked to improve it and reinforce it or something stupid like that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I mean like on planets where the actual me is. Fucking buildings coming down all over the place."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh. Well maybe it's filled with some sort of more basic civilization. Like us in medieval times. And therefore, they can't build as well or with modern materials."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Medieval churches lasted a couple centuries of multiple world wars idiot."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well obviously not those sort of buildings. I was talking about basic homes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"They had more effective weapons than a dumbshit idiot running through a wall."

((700 PAGE GET!))

 

[Captain Anon]

"OH MY GOD" my head explodes from reaching page 700

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start hacking at Woon's face with my chainsaw.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Why is everything so unstable here!"

Someone must have rolled a two. Are we going to explore the dark creepy tunnel or what?

 

[Captain Anon]

"yeah no" i said as the chainsaw comes at me i put my hand up and i sightly touch the chainsaw and it sends a static shock into the chainsaw turning it off completely and falls to pieces "i've had enough of that damn thing" i say as i walk off

 

[ShindoL Shill]

That doesn't happen because there's no way for Woon to be carrying that large of a static charge. Or even any kind of charge.
Instead, his hand is sliced in half. Along with his face.
"You know, that gives me an idea..."
I walk off to my lab.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"YOU KNOW IT ************!" I run down the tunnel.

 

[RaNDM G]

[sub](noirlac)[/sub]

You run down the tunnel. This End of Act is drawing to a close, you can feel it.

[sub](noirlac)[/sub]

... This is different.

Now what?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"HELLO? ANY WARLOCKS AROUND?"

 

[Knife-28]

While he's walking to his lab, I jump down ontop of Trilby, impaling him with my peg leg. "Hah, can you fancy robotic do that?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"HELLO? ANY WARLOCKS AROUND?"

Your voice echoes further through the cavern.

No response. You're all alone in here.

Your pendant beats against your heart. You wrest it from your breastplate and hold it in your hand.

[sub](noirlac)[/sub]

It pulses near the altar. Best be careful how you explore this room.