Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I circle the entire room, keeping a safe distance from the altar.

 

[RaNDM G]

There are three paths, one on either side of the chamber and one back the way you came. That last one isn't much of an option.

You feel heat emanating from the West tunnel. A draft blows from the East.

Or you can mess with that altar for kicks.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn.
"Actually, yes, it can." I say, as I punch my robotic hand through Knife's chest, then grab his spine and tear it out. I then proceed to beat Knife around the face with his own spine.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I return from the weird hole.
"I found some cool scaly eggs in this fancy box. Dibs on keeping them."

 

[Saltarius]

I witness Trilby's murder of Knife. Whilst being blind. Fuck logic.

"TRILBY! I COME BACK FROM VACATION FOR THIS SHIT!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look over at Zombie.
"Yeah, you keep them. No chance the mother is going to come kill you." I say, before whipping Salt with Knife's spine.

 

[Saltarius]

I shrug off the lash on my face.

"That shit better not be dragon eggs."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, the mother is probably dead. Obviously."
A roar echoes through the mall.
"Most definitely.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Meh. We killed Walken-Wasp and Giant Sean Connery. We can probably take a dragon."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[i/]I wake on a bench, in a park. It's cold, the autumn air quite and still. Orange-red leaves lie scattered on the grass, and the sky is a bleak, steel grey.[/i]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Killed isn't really the right word...more like incapacitated."
A large ball of fire begins quickly moving towards us.

 

[Saltarius]

"Who lit the gas leak two blocks down?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"SHIT!"
I tackle Salt and Zombie into the blood-filled swimming pool.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I surface.
"Didn't you put gasoline in or near here?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Possibly."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, but it got ignited when I tackled Woon with the lit rag. Any that was left would have been washed away when all the blood filled the pool."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, sure. I'm fine with that explanation."
I dive back down to let the fire pass.

 

[Saltarius]

"I helped. Pour gas I mean. Not at all connected to you, Trilby. Just felt the mall was really cold."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Mmmph?"
I surface, only to be roasted alive. I respawn, and look up.

"Huh."

 

[Saltarius]

"Now it's too fucking hot."