Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine then."
I rev my chainsaw, then jump out of the store with the chainsaw blade aimed down at the dragon's head.
"WHEREDIDIGOWRONGWITHMYLIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You know what? No."

I walk away from Zombie, hardly caring that the left side of my body is mostly frozen. I pull up a lawn chair, sit, cross a single arm over my chest, and stare.

"You fucking kill it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon snorts some flame upwards into Trilby.

"Yeah okay."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Unfortunately for the dragon, all that means is that when I, and my heavy chainsaw, slam into the dragon's now open mouth, I am on fire, and my chainsaw is melting, and does nothing about the large amount of force being carried. In fact, the dragon opening its mouth simply means a more vulnerable part of it is exposed.

I respawn.
"Fuck this, I'm going back to my workshop."
I do just that.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. Wait up."

I follow him to his workshop.

 

[MinimanZombie]

The dragon shrieks in pain for a second or two, before going back to sleep.
"Uh...alright..."
I head into my boiler room and shove the eggs into the boiler.

 

[Knife-28]

"Trilby, that was nowhere near the same move." I say, respawning on an air-mattress floating in midair.

Somehow.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It was the same in principle." I say as I pass Knife by, then casually tip his air-mattress.
I continue on to the workshop, where I start to build a replacement chainsaw. I upgrade the new chainsaw by adding in a makeshift electrostatic generator which, when fully charged through use of the chainsaw, can electrify the saw.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I kick down the door and run into the open.
"NOW ATTACK THE DRAGON- Wow you guys are smaller than the big one...I guess I'm gonna have to find out how to age you up..."
I take my newborn pets to a restaurant to be fed.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

While I leave my chainsaw running, so it can build up a charge for me to test the system, I start rummaging through cupboards. I come across a green aerosol can with faded writing.
I call Zombie.
"Zomb, I found this can of something. I can't make out the label, but it's either 'Dragon Growth Spray' or 'Dragon Death Spray'. Either way, pretty useful given our current situation."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Eurgh...yeah okay. Come and meet me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I grab my chainsaw and the can of spray, then go find Zombie.
"Here."
I toss him the can.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh thanks."
I spray the dragons a little bit and they grow.
"Awesome. Man that could have been tragic."

 

[Knife-28]

Having righted my lighter-than-air-mattress I float back over to the others. "So, a dragon huh? How'd that happen?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It really could've."
I look down at the dragons.
"They're still pretty small. Spray them again."
I turn to Knife.
"Zombie stole its eggs, and now we're pumping the dragon-babies full of drugs."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I spray the baby dragons till the can is empty.
"Well...they're slightly bigger I guess."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."

"You know, just when I think you can't surprise me anymore, you do something like this." I say, producing a bucket of popcorn and reclining on my lighter-than-air-mattress. "Continue."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah okay. LET'S GO FIGHT THIS DRAGON- And it's disappeared. Uh...Tox where did it go?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I run up and piledrive the altar.

 

[RaNDM G]

You obliterate the altar. Your amulet spasms violently in response. The face changes shape, shining with a flashing light that hurts your eyes.

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