Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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WafflesandBacon

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"Just a sec!" Diamond says through an intercom. A buzzer goes off and the door to the apartment opens. "How long have you two been going out, uh..."
 

WafflesandBacon

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"My son. The kid obsessed with "Two-Who" and "John's Stupid Adventures." Wacon unlocks the door to Diamond's apartment to find me, laying on the couch, browsing Tumblr. Wacon points a finger at me, "Him."

"Hi, dad." I say in a low growl.
 

Saltarius

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"JACOB!? HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I NEED A MOMENT."

I step outside and proceed to laugh harder than I ever have before, resounding throughout the entire mall. I then step back in.

"Right. So uh...your dad and I talked briefly."
 

WafflesandBacon

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"Oh really? Did you talk about how all demons aren't evil!?" I yell. Wacon responds tossing a cross at my head. "Son of a *****..." I mumble. I get another cross thrown at my head.

"Don't call your grandmother a *****." He says, not looking at me. He leaves the room and into the kitchen.
 

WafflesandBacon

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"Thank you, Salt. At least someone appreciates profession of hunting demons!" He bellows. I throw a flask at the codger.

"Why you no good-!" Wacon screams. "I'd had enough of your crap old man!" I scream back.

"Enough!" Diamond screams above the both of us. She comes into the living room, carrying a drowsy Kasey, "Kasey is taking a nap, and I swear to almighty Terry Crews if she doesn't have the best sleep of her life, heads will roll!"

"Sorry." Both Wacon and I say, meekly.

Diamond leaves out, "I love you, mommy." Kasey says, dreamily.
 

Saltarius

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"R-Right."

I return to the living room a few minutes later, setting down Wacon and Waffles' mugs.

"Now uh...which one of these goddamn buttons turns it on..." I say, staring intently at the remote.