Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

Shrugging my shoulders, I run at the small demon and punch it repeatedly.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The demon is beaten to a bloody pulp.

 

[Saltarius]

"Lesson done?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Far from it." Wacon garbled voice says. The demon's bloody pulp is then split into two non-bloody-pulp demons.

 

[Saltarius]

"Goddamn asteroids. Let me guess, I'm not supposed to keep punching it?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"If I gave you the answers you'll never learn."

 

[Saltarius]

"That means yes."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"It could mean no."

 

[Saltarius]

"I HAVE TO TEAR THEIR HEARTS OUT OR SOME SHIT, DON'T I?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What was that!? I can't hear you over the sound of me being a cryptic mentor!" The demons attack Salt while he's distracted, "Also, low-level demons don't like loud sounds!"

 

[Saltarius]

I quietly tear off the limbs of the demons.

"What. Do. I. Do."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Remember! Creativity!"

 

[Saltarius]

I shove the limbs of the demons down their throats in an attempt to suffocate them.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The demons multiply more and more.

 

[Saltarius]

I raise a hand to strike a demon, before changing it last minute to a soft petting.

I mutter to myself. "Better fuckin' work, better fuckin' work."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The demon and it's clones stop in there tracks.

 

[Saltarius]

"That's uh...that's good." I say, as reassuringly as possible.

"Everything's fine, nothing's wrong." I try to not let my apprehension show through.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The demon purrs and hugs Salt. "I'm so sorry, mother. I couldn't be the person you wanted me to be." The demons and it's clones disappear into thin air.

"Good work, Salt." Wacon says.

 

[Saltarius]

I shudder.

"Oh christ, it called me mother. I expect not all of them are going to be touchy-feely, yet not all of them are open-and-shut red-horns-and-eyes baby eating, woman murdering, fire dancers?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Deep down, they all are squishy babies. Lesson two," He shouts dramatically, "Demons are not vile creatures! They are the thoughts and regrets of humans before they die! One they reach their closure, they have no reason for existence."