Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Me. Y'know. Salt. And also Knife. He's cool."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The door unlocks and Salt is let into the apartment. "Hey, dude." Diamond greets, stealing glances at Knife's unconscious body.

 

[Saltarius]

"Bad scrap. Just bringing him here to heal and stuff. Mr. Vitello around?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"He went to the movies with Kasey. What's up?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We um...totally killed that dragon! No need to worry about it or anything! So to celebrate I figured we could ah...you know." I set Knife on the couch and point out the door with my thumb.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond giggles, "Lead the way." She says, latching herself to Salt's arm.

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay Knife, don't have any rowdy parties while we're out." I say, walking out into the Mall.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Some Hours Later

"And Waffles was like, 'That's not canon and you know it'!" Diamond laughs at her own anecdote.

 

[Saltarius]

"He's such a damn stickler! He really needs to lighten up s'more."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I know, right!?" Diamond chuckles, "Ah, thanks a lot, Salt. I needed this."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, let's see how Knife has handled the apartment-"

I open the door, the apartment on fire, with Knife still sitting on the couch unconscious.

"KNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stare at the ground, eyes wide.
"I feel like my head is gonna fucking detach itself from my body."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, SALT!? PUT SOME FIRE OUT!"

 

[Saltarius]

I begin stamping on the flames.

"Seriously though, it appears we have an arsonist on our hands."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, no shit!" Diamond inspects the carpet, "The burn seemed have started on the carpet and spread to the rest of the apartment." She adds the "Burns Marks" to her Court Record/Evidence Bullet.

 

[Saltarius]

"Pretty sure we can rule Knife out." I step on a small rectangular object.

"Think I found the lighter."

"Lighter" added to Court Record/Evidence Bullets.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Diamond checks the family bookcase, "Let's see: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure volumes, check. Every copy of Divine Comedy ever published, check. My copy of-Wait!" She rushes over to Salt and shakes him, "RED ALERT, MAN! WE HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuck. Arson and robbery."

"Signs of Robbery" added to Court Record/Evidence Bullets.

"What was stolen?"

 

[Knife-28]

I randomly mash buttons on the control panel, causing the Macha-Dragon to slam into the apartment building.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"A book of mine." She blushes, "That's all you need to know!"