Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I respawn.
"Hey dude, I didn't cook anything! I was just raising Sigmas hopes and dreams before relentlessly crushing them again."

 

[Knife-28]

"Call it Karma for the whole face thing." I say, "Infact..."

I get up, and kick Miniman into the still burning pile of corpses.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn. "Just for that, Knife, you don't get dessert."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Man, you get possessed one time, and everyone freaks out."
I respawn and eat a satsuma.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn.
"Whats the matter Knife? Didn't you like the Piesta Cesuquena?"

 

[Captain Anon]

i respawn "yes, what the matter knife?" I said eating a chicken leg

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm scared."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hand Paddy a bowl of delicious Piesta Cusequna.

 

[Knife-28]

I knock the bowls out of Paddys and Sigmas hands and kick it into the fountain. "WHATS THE MATTER? YOU ARE COOKING AND EATING ORPHANS, THATS WHATS THE FUCKING MATTER!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I bonk Knife on the back of the head with my metal arm, knocking him unconscious.
When he wakes up, he would find himself wrapped in an enormous piece of cheese and squished between two pieces of bread. I slide the bread onto an oversized grill, and close it.
"Well, now I'm grilling you. That better?"

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways...gonna go bail and find supernatural phenomena to punch in the face. See you two."

I walk out of the shop and to everyone else's gathering.

"So...guys find any supernatural phenomena to punch in the face?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn to Salt.
"Does Sigma count?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take Knife out of the oven.
"Trilby! You can't cook people! cooking people is wrong!" I look down at knife, sandwiched between the bread and the cheese.
"Anyway, what orphans? I was cooking tomatoes"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma...he's mostly harmless."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm completely armless."
My arms fall off.

 

[Knife-28]

Now slightly singed, I kick my was out of the bread, punch Tribly in the jaw, then turn to Sigma and wack him on the head. "THEY WERE ORPHANS YOU PSYCHOTIC IDIOT!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Right, I'm just gonna go find some Mesopotamian deity to vanquish or something."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sigma, the guy who just killed orphans to make a delicious mean, is harmless?" I say, before Knife punches me.
"HEY!" I yell at Knife. "Do that again, and I'll turn your leg into a pot roast and trick the other you into eating it!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, he doesn't do it usually!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, usually he just sprays acid out of his nose or some other shit. Totally safe."