Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"That would take the fun out of it."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay then. Trilby, where are those tools?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hand Zombie a sickle probe.
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[Saltarius]

I nonchalantly remove one of the false teeth with my tongue and bite down on it, respawning outside the workshop.

"Was it really hard for you to know I was just going to do that?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay...Uh...Fuck."
I grab Salt, and jam the sickle probe into her mouth, using it to rip out the false teeth.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn and shoot Salt in the leg with a sedative bolt.
"Not really." I reply as Salt collapses.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Woo! Surgery time!"
I grab a tomahawk and a hammer.

 

[Saltarius]

"And I just finished mopping these floors." says a voice in the distance.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pick up Salt's body and put strap it into the dentist's chair.
"Well, this is just going to get in the way." I say, poking Salt's tongue. I use my plasma cutter finger to remove the tongue.

 

[Knife-28]

I walk in on Trilby strapping Salt to the dentist's chair, and immidiatly 180 and walk back out.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Knife let's drink together and bond like men."

 

[Knife-28]

"..."

"Yea, why not." I say, before heading off in the direction of the nearest liquor store.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa strolls into the dentist's and shoots Salt in the head.

 

[Saltarius]

I spawn in the liquor store, landing on a stack of 6 packs and making a general mess of the place.

"...Shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa in the liquor store hands a can to Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Fuck off and make sure no one sees me soaked in this cheap ass beer."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpa disperses.

 

[Saltarius]

I get up and brush myself off of the glass and walk to the entrance, poking my head out.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa leans against the wall, surveying the mall.

 

[Saltarius]

"Why are there so many of you here? Where's the...real fake Paddy?"