Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"I heard that paper, you did something didn't you? You gave her your address or name, right? Oh you fox you!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You remember when we went to a brothel ages ago? I knew her from then."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Phone number. Just in case she doesn't bleed out."

 

[Captain Anon]

"where to now?" i say turning my head to Trilby

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"To the In-N-Out Burger."
I enter the aforementioned burger joint, and hang up on Zombie.
"Yo."

 

[Saltarius]

"Christ service here is slow. I ordered a milkshake like an hour ago!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yep. Slow service."
I kick one of the many corpses.
"Dead slow."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make Salt a milkshake.
"So, find anything here?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dead girl in a cheerleader outfit. And the massacre thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Uhh...no. I really wasn't planning on it. I was actually just thirsty. So...phone number's just for emergency?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, Salt. For emergencies. Like sudden onset horniness. A malady that takes the libido of over one person a decade." I say, shedding a single tear.

 

[Saltarius]

"I wasn't aware you had a libido."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I doubt you were aware that I'm a trained sword-swallower, and a palm-reader. There's a lot you don't know about me." I say as I put a new shirt on.

 

[Captain Anon]

"I'm gonna check out back for anything" i say walking through the kitchen and then the back door

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean. Y'know. You never really wanted to go to brothels with us. And you never showed interest in any of us so the homos-well, considering your newfound gender, heterosexual route seemed out."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's because I don't like the concept of paying for sex, and you people are terrible human beings. For the record, I'm into men and women. And people in between."

 

[Saltarius]

"Ever looked in a mirror?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not recently, no. But if you're making a point about me being a terrible person, too, yeah. I know. I just don't like you guys like that, partly because you're terrible people."

 

[Saltarius]

"Am I at least passably attractive?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I glance at Salt's acid-burned face.
"Yeah."