Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Ha! Silly Trilby, Crazy Diamond only heal physical injury! Mine mental!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpas get to work.

 

[Saltarius]

"Besides, put up with Zombie's bullshit. Why not mine?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox, first not officially name revolver, now this shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I begin beating Salt with the Rosetta Stone.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn.

"Trilby. Very violent today."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Just like pretty much every other day."

 

[Saltarius]

"That, and fact you are stacked to roof is why I don't kill you more."

 

[Knife-28]

Fortulently, the knee Salt shoots me in is made of metal. Unfortulenlty while it dosn't cripple me, it still stings like a *****. "Seriously?! Fuck you too." I say, before walking over and sitting next to Paddy. "I would punch you for not liking ACDC, but I honeztly can't be bothered at the moment.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"The fuck are you talking about?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. Saying you attractive."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right... thanks, I guess."
I approach Knife and Paddy.
"I can punch him for you, if you'd like."

 

[Saltarius]

"Could shoot him!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Please do Trilby."

 

[Saltarius]

"So. Knife."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch Paddy.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I appear besides the others, dressed in a dressing gown and holding a cup of tea.
"Someone explain to me what the fuck a Stand is."

 

[Saltarius]

"Stand amplified power of Ripple! Sometimes humanoid, sometimes not! Give many cool powers! Time stopping! Telekinesis with metal! Manifesting via reflections! Very good powers to have!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...fair enough."
I drink the tea and stretch.

( you sure this isn't a bit OP?)

 

[Saltarius]

(Wasn't like I was really gonna go through with it.)

"Course, have to settle for naming gun after one."