Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

(No by all means do we have literally nothing else to do)

I stare at a nearby wall, occasionally downing cups of tea.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I swallow a bottle of mysterious pills.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pat my pockets.
"Anyone seen where my pill-shaped grenades went?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I immediately regurgitate the bottle. Luckily, the lid is still in place.
"Is this them?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. That your secret to stacked-to-roofness?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

Oh yeah, thanks."
I eat the bottle whole, crunching the plastic into bits.
"Grenades is liek my family"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What... my ability to vomit things up at will?"
I take another bottle of pills out of my pocket and examine them.
"Okay... not explosives, poison or anything else that can kill me. Great."
I pour the pills down my throat.

 

[Saltarius]

"Having a large chest, dipshit."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I swear as I am thrown about inside my pill-shaped capsule as it falls down Trilbys throat.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... yes?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not really? I want to know."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Know what? How to have big tits?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

There is a hiss of escaping air as the pod cracks in two. I pull on the hood of my hazmat suit and stare out into Trilbys stomach.
"Wait this isn't Slough."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I eventually find my way back to the group.
"This was...an extreme failure."
I walk over to Tox's workshop.

 

[Saltarius]

"Duh!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

After seeing that it's occupied, I walk back to Salt.
"So uh...are you communication skills getting worse or something?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Rebuttal. Are you annoying ****?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh... right. Wear a push up bra."

I begin digesting Sigma, which crosses a few off things off my bucket list.

 

[Saltarius]

"...And then...?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hey, that's like, kind of a sentence. Congratulations Salt!"
I pat Salts back.
"So you guys wanna go watch the latest Game of Thrones or something?"