Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

Knife is unable to enter due to all the butts Sigma created blocking the doorway.
I accelerate towards the random planet.

"Maybe we'll find that Bow and Arrow thing on this planet." I say over the intercom.
"We probably won't, though."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife removes the butts, enters the cockpit, removes Trilby and Sigma and resumes the ships normal course.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I punch Knife in the face, shove him out of the cockpit, then shut and lock the door.
"Try and get in here, and I start breaking computers."

 

[Saltarius]

I run up to Knife.

"Ooo! This perfect opportunity for seduction method!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Fuck off melon tits." Knife says to Salt, before blowing open the door to the cockpit, shooting Trilby in the head, setting the ship on it's normal course and smashing the computers himself, locking the controls.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

When Knife blows open the door, I, and the door, go flying backwards, smashing into the bank of consoles. The bullet goes right through my head and into a computer, followed by a spray of blood, which gets inside the computers.
The point I'm trying to make is that the computers are fucked before Knife can do anything.

I respawn.
"Good going, buddy."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Send fucking dragon into space already. There no air in space, so it can't actually fly back in."

[color=violet]I would. However, vital personnel would also be jettisoned with only a .0034% chance of recovery. I cannot take that risk.[/color]

"Fine. I'll just google it."
I Google 'nearby planets' and use my current location.

You find Almacrux, a terrestrial planet with a mostly temperate climate nearby. It is only several hundred thousand light-years away.

Even if you wanted to move, you couldn't. Something has been crushing the Mall from the outside for some time now. Seriously, I dropped a dozen hints back when we were still active.

"Diriecting you to buttsexworld. Have a pleasent day."
Buttsex fills the cockpit. Soon there is only butts.

... Canon.

Still waiting on Tox, folks.

 

[Saltarius]

"Mel-YOU FUCKING CROCODILE HUMPER!

I tackle Knife, beating him repeatedly.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on a spacesuit, then go through the airlock to see what's crushing the ship.

 

[RaNDM G]

You cannot leave through the air lock. The outside force is too strong to risk opening it.

You'll just have to wait for the plot-advancing reveal.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decide against opening the airlock for fear of being killed.

"Salt! Open the airlock."

 

[Saltarius]

"TOO BUSY BEATING SHIT OUT OF FUCKING KANGAROO FUCKER!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I com home an mak hte spegti

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh rack off." Knife says, delivering a mean left hook to the side for Salt's jaw.

 

[Saltarius]

I reel from the punch, and lift Knife up, tossing him down to the level just below us, then jumping down on top of him.

"Why say it Knife? Think you, of all fighters, beat me?"

I give a jab to Knife's jaw.

"Or you just being little shit?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I know I could beat you in a grammer test, that's for sure." Knife says, stepping back and snapping the fingers of his robotic hand, causing a small flame to appear from the tip of his thumb. He holds it there for a moment, before bringing hins thumb to his palm and causing a great jet of flame to shoot out towards Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

I fire at Knife twice in retaliation, rolling out of the way of the flame.

"I'll take 'little shit' for answer."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I start drawing a large transmutation circle on the wall.

[small]deviantArt [http://browse.deviantart.com/art/Transmutation-Circle-29390220][/small]

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, that going to cost you an arm and a leg."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I have spares."