Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"I was just confused about how you managed to get inside a circle of glass."

 

[Saltarius]

I shrug.

"Matrix fuck-up?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right... how did you get OUT?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Plot hole."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Right..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Literally. Plot hole just show up. Take chance. Am not stuck. Miracle."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Of course..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Paddybot runs around, still shooting fireworks from its crotch, still unable to stop.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I catch a firework and weave it into a bird.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I really don't remember putting fireworks in there..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Just help me stop them!" Paddybot begins literally hammering its own crotch, mangling the crudely attached fleshlight and dildo.

 

[Saltarius]

"Reason #214 why I would not bang you."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I open up a panel in Paddybot's ass and start fiddling with things. The crotch explodes violently, but the fireworks stop.
"You have at least 214 reasons not to bang Paddy, yet you banged Paddy back on Invictus?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh praise Yeezus."

 

[Saltarius]

"In case you haven't noticed, I changed slightly since then."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How have you changed?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sex, state of sanity, Paddy robot, attractions have changed, etc. etc."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I miss having a real body."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're still insane and not liking Paddy because he's a robot is... mechist, I guess. Those other things are fair, though."
I look at Paddy.
"Well, you still have a real body. It's just stuck on some random planet, doing some quest bullshit."

 

[Saltarius]

"I miss the plot and its advancement."