Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine. Sorry..."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Huh. Expected more dumb sarcasm."

 

[Knife-28]

"Nah, that's what I'm here for Titzilla." Knife says.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I inject Knife with some breast steroids.

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife, perhaps jealousy stem from fact you never get any of this. Or, that it is all marsupial mammaries."

 

[Knife-28]

"Trilby, don't." Knife says, slapping his hand away, then pulling his revolver out and shooting himself in the head. "And really? You think I'm jealous?" Knife says respawning.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine."
I inject Salt with the breast steroids, instead.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have crippling emotional issues."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"This is the silliest thing."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't we all, Paddy?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not even Paddy. That just makes it worse."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pat Paddybot on the back.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Paddybot sobs.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Uh... it's okay?"

 

[Saltarius]

I lie down on the ground.

"...Actually think I can't stand anymore."

 

[Knife-28]

"You could bounce around like you're ridding a space hopper, two space hoppere at once infact.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not how boobs work, dumbfuck."

 

[Knife-28]

"You say that like things normally work how they should around here."

 

[Saltarius]

"Golden rules, Knife. Urgh, fuck this. Going to go get reduction. Not...too much. Just enough to be able to stand."

I drag myself across the ground elsewhere.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I inject Salt with enough breast steroids to make her chest explode violently.