Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I draw a transmutation circle on the floor and make a giant pillar up to the highest point of the Mall.
"I've always wanted to do this..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I pop in some headphones.
"Hoc est tam stultus."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I leap off my pillar moments before it smashes into the ground next to Tox. I hit the floor and roll for a bit.
"Hey. What are you doing?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh. Cool. Why?"

 

[Clade-170]

looks to Knife,"Sure, guess it wouldnt hurt".

 

[Saltarius]

"그것은 죽은 사람의 파티입니다! 누가 더 많은 질문을 할 수? 모두가 문에 몸을두고오고있다!그것은 죽은 사람의 파티입니다! 누가 더 많은 질문을 할 수? 모두가 문에 몸을두고오고있다!"

 

[RaNDM G]

You prayers lead you to a state of deep thought and meditation, placing you in a coma for several hours.

The hands immediately set to work on digging further into the Mall.

You awaken, re-freshened, and gifted with a second pair of arms. You are not sure if you are hallucinating or not. If you are, that must have been some really Toxic 7-Up.

TOX: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[RaNDM G]

You raise your hands to complete the victory screech and accidentally drop all your weapons.

The hands have your attention.

Now what?

 

[RaNDM G]

The palm of the left hand crushes you.

You wake up from the hypothetical dream.

*ding*

"About time."

I step out of the elevator.

*ding*

Salt and Tom step out of the other elevator.

*ding*

The column makes a *ding* noise for some reason. Trilby hops onto the absolute HPOTM.

 

[Saltarius]

"공에 킥!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"공에 킥!"

"What?"

I remove the robes and load up my pistol, also equipping my katana on my back and holding the M4A1 on my off-hand. I go, for real this time, on the dragon and bring the attention of the hands by shooting the M4A1 wildly in the air.

[sub]pew pew pew![/sub]

The dragon awakens, healed from its wounds, and shakes itself onto its feet.

A young dragon stands on the absolute highest point of a fictional Mall. It just so happens that today, the 28th of June, is this young dragon's birthday! Though it was only mere months ago that she was introduced to the Mall, it is only today she will be given a name.

What will the name of this young dragon be?

 

[Saltarius]

"PENIS! NAME IT PENIS!"

I began chuckling to myself.

 

[RaNDM G]

No.

 

[Saltarius]

"Jolyne."

 

[Saltarius]

"SANTANA!"

 

[Saltarius]

"JOLYNE AGAIN!"

 

[Saltarius]

"AEROSMITH!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Your name is JOLYNE SPARKSTER SANTANA JANET JOLYNE AEROHOUSTONSMITH! But everyone calls you SISSY. You have no idea why.

[center]As was previously mentioned, it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of FIGHTERS are scattered about the roof of the Mall. A pair of METICULOUSLY OMINOUS HANDS ominously presides over them. Also, you think there's a Reptar somewhere? What even is that anyway?[/center]

What will you do?

 

[Saltarius]

"Ha! Made three JoJo references. Wish Waffles was here..."

"Sissy! I am your mother!"

 

[RaNDM G]

You torch the hands with your fiery breath.

It's no use! The meticulous hands are protected by a FETCHING PAIR OF SURGEON'S GLOVES! The left hand wraps its fingers around you and attempts to carry you away. What will you do?