Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Something nefarious, no doubt."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor feels bad because he's failing to make friends as Knife doesn't remember him and Salt is too busy beating up his best friend. He realizes for him to be a part of this mall fight, he needs to enter the Malls Respawn Matrix. He doubts he can use it but heads for the subbasement elevator anyways.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah... anyway, let's check what's on that thing."

 

[RaNDM G]

I just kind of follow Connor, Tox, Knife, and Trilby.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh hey RaN. You want to use the elevator too?" Connor says to WV RaN, while thinking about how a carapcient or whatever it's called could have a beard.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Um... I guess."
My arm-computer opens up Google Translate.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I input the binary into my arm.
"This is... nonsense."
I squint.
"I think it's talking about cats?"

 

[Saltarius]

The spectre phases through the walls and down to Tox.

"Upload it! JFK dawt doc!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"DNA? That might explain why he wants you to upload it to the respawn matrix..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fawk you, Scawtish nerd! I am tha least threatenin' issue you've gawt right now!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fuck you, too."
I walk over to Tox.
"Press N."

 

[Saltarius]

"Y! Y! Y!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"N!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Y!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Do it! Or Jack Ruby will kill you too!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'll just kill him right back."

 

[Saltarius]

"You've literally killed mowa people than me, Trilby. Yowa technically less qualified ta be on the matrix."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Not counting Mall Fighters, alternate timelines, self-defense or scene kids, I've killed like... six people. Counting self defense... maybe twenty. And I wasn't aware there were qualifications."

 

[Saltarius]

JFK respawns in all his presidential glory.


"Good, good. C'mon Tawks, we gotta werk fast."

 

[Saltarius]

"My er uh, plan."