Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"What? I haven't seen you in a 3 months."

"Different universe, sweetheart." Main!Waffles says, carrying his daughter, who's dressed in some kind of frilly dress, "Same actors, different scripts."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I'm literally unsure how to react right now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I beat JFK to death with Truth.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor then has a PTD flashback from the final moments before entering the portal. Everything was going crazy, reality just couldn't take it. Neither could Connor.

Connor doesn't say anything.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Lemme make this quick. After Kasey had her little run in with Kyuubey, don't ask, it was terrible, I noticed a mystical/scientific displacement in the paradigm of Mall Fights. A wormhole connecting each one. So, we took a family trip down each rabbit hole and now we're in Wonderland." Main! Waffles inspects Alt! Salt, "Evidently, you're the Alice."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alice? Ridiculous. Well...there was the rabbit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Rabbit? Tell me, did it have really long ears? The kind that looks like it could stab someone?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You can't see it? It's following me right now."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Give me a break." I gently place Kasey on the ground and make sure she's far enough away. "Salt, what I want you to do is stand completely still."

 

[Saltarius]

"Why?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Because, I'm not all to sure how to work this thing. DURANGONFASU!" Main! Waffles scream. Suddenly, a dragon-like beast wraps itself around his body, emitting a heat so violent, the concrete cracks and cryo-chambers break. He runs up to Salt and punches her. The punch itself doesn't move him too much, but the heat from him, singes his clothes. "I don't know if I should my power or go all out on you."

 

[Saltarius]

I rub my cheek, before showing Waffles a door.

"Mind opening that for me really quick? Prove you're a gentleman?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I get near the doorknob, instantly melting it. "By the way," I fling the molten remains at Salt, "I touched this doorknob!"

 

[Saltarius]

I duck under the molten doorknob.

"I see."

I walk into a store, grab a flag and throws it over Waffles, then removing it, with him gone.

"Dojyaa~~n."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Someone appear behind Salt, "Nanba of Za Besto!" He exclaims, grabbing her and throwing her into a cryo-chamber.

 

[Saltarius]

I use the Rabbit to forcibly throw the door open, making the mystery man disappear as well as it swings open.

"Sorry about your husband."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Salt then realizes she's talking to no one. "Piso Sarus!" An inexplicable force relentlessly attacks Salt.

 

[Saltarius]

"Look, look, I'll give you my sword! Just cut this shit out!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sucker!" David Miles X says with a laugh from behind Salt. He stabs her from behind, killing her.

 

[Saltarius]

I gasp, some blood coming up from my mouth, before I turn to Miles.

"There's an object between us."

An alternate Salt springs from the sword, kicking him in the face.