Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Got it. Other people's porn is off limits."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I wasn't recommending making a collection yourself."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Isn't that hypocritical?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Porn collections are a dark and dangerous hole to fall into. I'm trying to save you from this life, Kasey."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Again, hypocritical."

 

[Saltarius]

"If this is an attempt to guilt trip me into letting you look, it's not working."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Ew, no."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuckin' good. Uh...Hey, you know how you do that alternate dimension thing? And you brought over Mr. Pucci? Mind if I speak to him for a few minutes? I love his work. Huge fan."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Dad doesn't really like him, so, okay!"

Pucci appears in the car, "37, 41-Diodammit! What do you all want?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Mr. Pucci, I'm a huge fan. Your plan of attaining 'heaven'? I love it. Is there any way I can aid in your cause through the multiverse?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You can bring my bring back my Lord and Savior: Dio Brando. You'd be able to gain mercy from him, probably."

 

[Saltarius]

"Ah! See, I have just the solution. Earlier, you were asked to take my Stand, when in fact it will, in a way, be able to revive Dio!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wait, stop!" screams Kasey, "I know enough about Dio to know he's completely evil!"

"Dio is a savior, child!" Pucci yells, "Young woman, who currently has your stand?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Perspectives, sweetie. It's part of becoming an adult."

"Waffles N. Bacon, the man who brought you here."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Then you shall lead me to him."

"Stop!"

"Shall we silence the child?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Woah, woah. We may be extremists, but we're not inhuman. We'll very well leave her be."

I step out of the car.

"WAFFLES! WAFFLES, WE GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT! C'MON, KASEY'S REALLY HURT!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

The grill of the car melts as soon as I arrive, "Nice try, Salt. I've planted a small microphone in Kasey's bow." I rush toward Salt and his face, melting it off. "Irresponsible."

Kasey un-summons Pucci.

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn.

"Eh, worth a shot, right?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You almost spelled the near apocalypse! Again!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Pfft, it was a lesson in responsibility! I wasn't really going to help Pucci!"