Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"So, Waffles, how much did you like Funny's Stand?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"7.5/10 on my scale."

 

[Saltarius]

I flash D4C's disc before inserting it into my head.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What was that? I mean, it's not like you had any name written on it!"

 

[Saltarius]

"D4C's disc."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"How the fuck did you get that?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"A certain crooked toe priest dropped by."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That's awesome! We can finally live out our dreams of a Moffat-less Doctor Who!"

 

[Saltarius]

I shift my eyes from left-to-right and twiddle my thumbs. Non-suspiciously, of course.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What? Don't tell me you used it already."

 

[Saltarius]

"Just saying, ladies dig a girl who can do alt-universe shit, right?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You are a predicable lil' lady, you know that, Salt?"

 

[Saltarius]

I chuckle. "D-Demons are the only thing I'm hunting, eheh..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hilarious. No really."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not that I uh...know how to attract ladies with it."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"How? How can you attract ladies with multi-universe travel?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, if only I had a lady nearby to test it on."

"Who we both know."

"And is nearby."

"As in the Mall."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sister?"

 

[Saltarius]

"UmhowaboutnoIreallydon'twanttogetmurderedforbeingahorribleexgirlfriendorjustanyreason"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...My mom is dead, dude. You can't try to hit on her."