Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

Padddy is elsewhere.

"It really is."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then how would you suggest I use it?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"For literally anything besides picking up chicks."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm sort of more interested in the latter."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You have a one-track mind, you know that, right?"

 

[Saltarius]

"And you suck dick for a living, what else is new?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"The fact that you can't pick up chicks with inter-dimensional travel."

 

[Saltarius]

"Totally could. Like, that one song from Aladdin, but alternate universes."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sometimes, I think you say stupid things just to get a reaction out of me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sometimes, I think the stupid things you say sound much smarter to you."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I put my hands on my hips and look at Salt with a playful smile, "Oh you!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Maybe you can afford to think outside the box and help your...your uh...what are we again?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Platonic friend of the opposite sex."

 

[Saltarius]

"Platonic friend of the opposite sex. Help her."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Help you. Go on the hunt. For chicks. With multi-universal travel."

 

[Saltarius]

"So you aren't deaf."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"This sounds like the plot of a horrible C minus movie."

 

[Saltarius]

"Every girl you've been with was a C-."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Succubi are literally made for sex, so I don't know what you are talking about."

 

[Saltarius]

"Didn't know your dick was a succubi."