Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"...It's not."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Aw, cheer up! We all have sexual fantasies!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...U-Uh..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't want to hear about yours. Or you to hear mine..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Already heard enough, but I'll spare you mine."

 

[Saltarius]

"You didn't hear any of mine!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"And it's already too much information."

 

[Saltarius]

"But you don't know!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Don't want to."

 

[Saltarius]

"Look, just. I don't know! We need a plan, or something...maybe facial reconstruction after all."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Dude, I was joking about that. You're face is fine."

 

[Saltarius]

"Stop fucking with me like that!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I fuck with everyone, dude."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not cool! Urgh, now I have no options to consider."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Have you tried to apologize to her?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Diamond? Yeah, except you keep telling me she doesn't want me in her life at all, and as such I can't apologize!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"At first you don't succeed..."

 

[Saltarius]

"What do you suggest then?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Ask someone, who knows her on a personal level, about the things she likes and give her said things."