Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Zombie's the judge, you think he's gonna give a shit about the jury? Or time wasting, remember who we're dealing with."

 

[Saltarius]

"Discredit the prosecution's case given the prosecution's dubious legality."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's a pretty good idea."

 

[Saltarius]

"When have I not had a bad idea?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

 

[Saltarius]

"...I'm a commited woman, Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why must you hurt me in this way."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not my fault you're hung up over a friend with benefits."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I HAVE DIFFICULTIES WITH EMOTIONS!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I sit atop my podium, and I look at my watch.
"...When's that fucking pizza getting here?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh juuuuudge, I think someone ordered a pizza."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I throw my gavel at Tox.
"FINE, BE A QUITTER! YOU...YOU QUITTER!"
...
"Can you pass that back to me now?"
I look at the pizza.
"...Gimme."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Tox...please give me back my gavel."

 

[Knife-28]

"Tox, give Zombie back the hammer thing-a-ma-jig."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ahem, are you forgetting something?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I catch the gavel.
"Oh, right."
I high five the pizza deliverer.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Really Your Honour?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stuff my cheeks with pizza.
"Mmm?"

 

[Knife-28]

I snicker from...whereever it is that witnesses stand.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Are you going to pay me or are we going to meet here again with you in the defendant's place?"