Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"fine if you say so" I said turning to Clade "Show Me Your Moves" I said take out a fighting stance

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You know, we should make people fight to the death and bet on it more often. Maybe it should be a rite of passage for all new guys."

 

[RaNDM G]

I slap RaN a bunch of times, then shove him away.

I refuse to be shoved away, and spaz dance with Trilby.

All that static electricity has to go somewhere, and Trilby is zapped.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Unfortunately for RaN, the electricity does not go into me, because RaN is already grounded.
I push him away again.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The term is earthed Trilby."

 

[RaNDM G]

I continue dancing.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"They're both correct, Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not in my book." The tulpa holds up a copy of Paddy's Pedantry.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Then your book is wrong."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The tulpa opens the book to the first page. "This book is irrefutably correct in all matters."

 

[Clade-170]

I charge at Anon with my blue bowling ball and launched a series of Attacks intended on dealing massive damage with the heavy ball.

 

[Captain Anon]

I par the attacks with ease and when Clade throws the last attack I dodge to my right, pulling out my 1873 colt revolver I shoot the bowling ball twice making it fall to bits, then putting my revolver back I quickly spins delivery a Roundhouse Kick to the left side of Clade's face, sending him flying

 

[Clade-170]

I hold my hand to the side of my face and spit out some blood, " Your dead" I get back up and crack my neck some, "Youv forced my hand.. I pull out a long lead pipe. I charge to Anon, and striked him aside his face and proceed to relentlessly beat him with it, "had enough"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"There's a lot of books that are 'irrefutably correct', Paddy."

 

[Captain Anon]

I grab the lead pipe as it's about to strike me once more and I look up at Clade "Never!" I said quickly standing and smashing the pipe into his face twice, as he drops the pipe I kick it away and I pick him up, putting his head under my arm I lift my leg and then kick it forward [and this is what happens next expect you know it's a male version]

 

[MinimanZombie]

I open up a border in the middle of the fight. I stare blankly at Woon and Clade.
"Papers please."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey, Zombie, I've got a lot riding on this fight!"
I check the conversion rate.
"Well, it's like £11, but still."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I swivel in my chair to face Trilby.
"Well, can I at least kill one of them, to make sure they're able to die?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You can kill the winner."

 

[Clade-170]

Holding my face in agony I mumble out the words, "Your tough, Ill give you that..." I say looking into his eyes. "but can you fare against a..." I quickly turned on to my back and pointed a tazer humming with electricity at Anon "A TAZER!!!" then firing the tips into Anons Torso causing him to flay wildly "Ha ha! *****".