Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Hey, it's not my fault the Mall is flooding. It's the faulty plumbing that's causing it. [small]And at least it's not the apartment from MF8[/small]."
The water is now up to everyone's waist.

 

[Captain Anon]

"yeah faulty plumbing caused by you and I have take care of it now" I said strapping 21 ounces of C4 to a non-supporting wall and then taking cover

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Woon, what the shitting fuck are you doing?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"I'm gonna blow a hole in the wall and all the water will drain out"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, it won't. Unless you're blowing a hole in the hull in which case we'll probably die when we go into space. Or we'll have to sit around for even more time waiting for the ship to get fixed."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh fine but at the very least i'm going to kill Zombie he caused this"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Fine. But let's go fix the leak first."
I head into the camping supplies store, get a kayak and some paddles and head back out to Woon.
"Get in."

 

[Captain Anon]

I carefully get in the Kayak "this is Bullshit" as I start paddling

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I paddle towards the subbasements.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I start emptying barrels of wildfire into the water.

 

[Captain Anon]

I sniff the air "I sense Bullshit in the air"

 

[MinimanZombie]

[small]"Yeah, it's probably radiating from that ion cannon."[/small] I mutter to myself. Standing slightly away from the water (Now filled with wildfire), I fling a lit match in.

However, this happens on a slightly smaller scale.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spot the green liquid getting close.
"Arsenipples."
I tip the kayak over, submerging myself and Woon as the wildfire ignites above us.

 

[Captain Anon]

"yeah and probably from that A bomb Clade drop on me as well" I mutter back, luckily me and Trilby are at the subbasements safe from the wildfire

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I get out of the upside down kayak and wade into the subbasement lift. I begin mashing the '9' button while I wait for Woon.

 

[MinimanZombie]

Unfortunately the water has flooded all the entirety of the mall, at shoulder height. This includes the sub-basements which are technically beneath the mall. Fortunately, they're underwater.
"YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER! YOUR LUNG CAPACITY IS LIMITED!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put on a rebreather, then go back to button-mashing.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I angrily glare at the elevator from afar.
"That sneaky bastard..."

 

[Captain Anon]

I follow Trilby putting a rebreather too

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The '9' button jams in. I am okay with this, because it means I don't need to keep pressing it. Then, the lift begins going down.