Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

feeling bored I eat a sandwich "anyone want a sandwich?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Where is Salt anyway?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I... have no fucking clue."

 

[Clade-170]

I shrug, "Id like one Anon"

 

[Captain Anon]

"here you go" I said passing one up to Clade

 

[Clade-170]

I eat the sandwich

 

[Knife-28]

Knife continues to follow Trilby in his warthog, while I lay in the flatbed in the rear watching the scenery go past. "You know this is nice, no bloodthirsty monsters trying to kill us, noone's bitching about their relationships, it's nice."
"It's quiet without Salt around, I get it."
"What, do you miss him already?"
"Well as much as he drives me up the wall, I'm worry'd about where the dropkick's gone and fucked off to."
"Relax, he's probably off spewing about he's feelings to that Waffle's guy."
Knife shrugs, "Maybe."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Um Knifes, Salt's a she." A tulpa points out.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"This is really freaking boring."
I roll down my window and shoot at a tree, hoping something will come try to kick our asses.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trilby how dare you, trees are an important part of the ecosystem."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. So hopefully something will come kill us for shooting the trees."
I drive over a defenceless bush.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't think the Lorax would put up much of a fight."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"It would still be something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Would it really?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, it would definitely be a thing."
I shoot another few trees.
"Anyway, I was thinking more like something comes to investigate the loud sounds."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Suddenly the Lorax bursts out of a bush and flips the vehicle over.
"I'm the Lorax, I speak for the treessss" He wheezes "and I'm sick of assholes like you pulling shit like this!"

A boss fight commences.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Told you it would be a thing."
I load my flare gun and shoot at the Lorax.

 

[Clade-170]

Crawls out of vehicle pulls out gun, "Fucking Lorax..." and proceed to fire at it.

 

[Saltarius]

"BETTER THAN DISCUSSION ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A COCKSUCKIN' DOUCHEBAG TRILBY IS!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Wait, did- What- Uh- Shit... Shit, hold on.​

[HEADING=2][color]ROUND 1! FIGHT![/color][/HEADING]​

I load my flare gun and shoot at the Lorax.

The Lorax's fluffy orange fur catches fire, although you hardly notice. BURN: -1

Crawls out of vehicle pulls out gun, "Fucking Lorax..." and proceed to fire at it.

You miss in your disoriented state.

"Let 'em grow! Let 'em grow!"

A Truffula tree sprouts under and impales Clade through the chest. MASSIVE DAMAGE: -10!

Another Truffula sprouts under Trilby, the speed of the hollow tree cutting his firing hand. DAMAGE: -3

An adorable bar-ba-loot bear leaps from the tuft of the tree and assails Salt's face with its claws.

It kind of tickles.

LORAX: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

FIGHTERS: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-------------