I finish making my mini-portal and shove my head through. Bureaucrat Satan looks up at me.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT, MORTAL?"
"Uh, sorry about this. We kind of need that dragon soul back."
"AND WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO GIVE ME IN EXCHANGE?"
"Well, we have a giant... how's that?"
"IT IS A START."
I pull my head back.
"That went well."