Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

Give me a frickackling secound k im retreiving the data manifest

okay here we go

PTS: Probably has frizzy hair. Almost entirely made of LSD and marijuana. cannot actually survive without regular overdoses. worked as a whale farmer for five years. Also as a prostitute. He can play the piano in five different languages including binary. Little known fact: is actually 78% radish

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's more like it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I press a button and take the lift up to my workshop.

 

[Captain Anon]

I phone Zombie "look me up after whoever's next" I asked

 

[Sigma Castell]

Miniman Zombie: Occasionally decides he wants to add to his face collection. Fun Fact: his blood can be used as an effective garnish for lettuce. Was once the editor of 'Meaty Lads Weekly', resigned after the printing press ate somebody. Has never actually seen an Italian. Knows Spanish (not Latin) and his most tresured possession as a vintage Doctor Who Ice cube tray.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I type in Woon's name.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish my doodle as the lift ascends.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Captain Anon:
-dubstep-

 

[Captain Anon]

the Sigma infront of me pulls out a screen with the file on "what the hell does that mean?" I said over the phone

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I step out of the lift and start messing with my glasses.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Graduated from school at age 45. Is probably in pinata. What does the fox say? nothing. Nothing at all. Thats a song he wrote. Been here like five months I cant remember. Can shoot a bird at fifty meters. probably

_____________________

I wake up next to Trilby.
"I feel like something really dumb just happened."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I yelp, draw both my handguns and empty the magazines into Sigma.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I die, riddled with bullets.
Then respawn standing on the lift ceiling.
"This is the reference, Trilby."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I somehow fall from the ceiling and land next to Sigma, arm blade poised at his throat.
"You got any last words, Sigerminator? Sigma-Terminator...Termigna...Uh...Robot thing?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I put my guns back in their holsters and go back to upgrading my glasses.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Zombie. My face splits into a rapidly oscillating tessellating arrangement of triangles.
"what"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"what"
I fall over, flat on my face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Trilby. Whats been happening."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, we went to the castle because Paddy was locked in the dungeons. We wrecked a culturally ambiguous temple, which caused clipping errors. You turned into a laptop, and we had to reload you from a previous save. When you showed up, you had no memories and then apparently were the terminator."
I start to put a pair of adapters behind my ears, and connect them up to my cybernetic hub.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Trilby you sound rather done at the moment"