Hahaha, excuse my sociopathy, I'd love to see that. I hope the tigers had a nice meal. And they had better not be put down because of some stupid f**k.
Man breaks into the tiger enclosure at the zoo....Gets eaten.
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Gotta say...if suicide WAS his motive, that's one hell of a way to do it. "No, I don't wanna blow my head off. Don't wanna OD on sleeping pills. Don't wanna jump off a roof. No...if I'm going out, I want to be torn apart by tigers!"
I mean good god, there HAS to be some other reason he got in there, that's just too brutal. My guess is some kind of drunken dare or something.
I mean good god, there HAS to be some other reason he got in there, that's just too brutal. My guess is some kind of drunken dare or something.
Thing is, you can survive a gun shot and death by hanging is not a sure thing either. And then you'd spend the rest of your existence, locked in a tiny room or worse. Whereas tigers are an almost guaranteed death.idarkphoenixi said:
Captcha: carpe diem
Yes, captcha, he did.
Similar thing happened with a crocodile in a town I used to live in. Although it was a drunk jackass trying to ride it, and he somehow managed to not die.
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/7574442/man-jumps-into-broome-croc-pond/
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/7574442/man-jumps-into-broome-croc-pond/
What if you can't procreate but you buy numerous consoles and top end PC's for your niece and nephew?Xanthious said:
I mean that counts right?
:<
Also I own cats.
If this was suicide i can think of much less painful (but admittedly less awesome) ways to go.
If it's not then this is a brilliant Darwin Award example. Like the woman who was on safari and decided to get out of the van and rearrange a lioness' cubs so that she could take a better picture of them...
If it's not then this is a brilliant Darwin Award example. Like the woman who was on safari and decided to get out of the van and rearrange a lioness' cubs so that she could take a better picture of them...
If it was a suicide, he should get an award for originality.
If it was due to him being massively drunk, a pat on the mangled remnants of his back and a Darwin award.
For most reasons I can think of(at least, the ones that don't resemble a romantic comedy plot)... well, an entire PSA describing the difference between a captive animal and a domestic one should be released.
If it was due to him being massively drunk, a pat on the mangled remnants of his back and a Darwin award.
For most reasons I can think of(at least, the ones that don't resemble a romantic comedy plot)... well, an entire PSA describing the difference between a captive animal and a domestic one should be released.
Hey Tony, I like the things you do.
Hey Tony, if I could I would be you.
You're the one and only tiger, with the one and only taste. (for human flesh)
You know how to rake a moron, and make it,
DIE!
(the parody kinda falls apart here... can't think of a funny stand-in for "Frosted Flakes")
In any case, silly person, everyone knows that cheetah's are the ones that you ride.
Hey Tony, if I could I would be you.
You're the one and only tiger, with the one and only taste. (for human flesh)
You know how to rake a moron, and make it,
DIE!
(the parody kinda falls apart here... can't think of a funny stand-in for "Frosted Flakes")
In any case, silly person, everyone knows that cheetah's are the ones that you ride.
Because people who are suicidal are known for their flawless logic...idarkphoenixi said:
OT: Maybe I'll need to re-think my plan of having a pet tiger one day.
I wonder what was going through his head? It'd be interesting to find out.
They're not blaming the tigers. But surely you can understand how the danger rate skyrockets once tigers figure out that humans = food. The tigers would not be put down in retaliation, but for the safety of the vets and keepers who have to work with them.Lumber Barber said:
