Man, oh man...

[Daft Sikes]

Ah! Oops! I didn't mean to click that! Sorry mods!

 

[Shadowfaze]

Dont make vs threads, never mention *whispers* halo... oh, and dont make "your mum" jokes, and try not to go in the basement, obviously. We dont talk about that. The basement shaped elephant in the room, if you like.

 

[Dango]

Welcome to The Escapist!

Read the following, and basically just use common sense.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.116827
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112832-The-Banhammer-and-You-A-Users-Guide-to-the-Forums

Have Fun!

I honestly never read these, and I wound up doing fine, but I guess I'm just an exception, these probably will help, though.

 

[10zack986]

Don't make one word responses. No matter how appropriate they are, you will receive a punishment.

 

[Argtee]

Be respectful.
Don't quote people and only say "This"

I did that once. I only got a warning, but I'll never do it again.

What else is there...uh...
Be happy...?
Being happy is always nice!

 

[Motiv_]

Follow the rules, so forth and so on, yada yada yada.

But what I really came here for, was to ask.

Spoon, fork, or spork? Choose carefully, as your Escapist status will depend upon your answer.

 

[Sassafrass]

And don't forget to give the local Swollen Goat your credit card numbers. Veeeery important!

You forgot the SPLN! *Facepalm* [http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l302/CKY_Jordan/DrCox.jpg] C'mon Goat, get your head in the game!

OT: Well, everyone has already said everything I've wanted to say so...

Ah! Oops! I didn't mean to click that! Sorry mods!

Tell me, how has The Escapist been for you so far?

 

[Sassafrass]

Shh! SPLN is not taken willingly. Do you know how hard it's gonna be to sneak up on him now?

Besides, the last time I got my head in somewhere I was put on an offender's list...

I thought you'd have it by now! Damn, you had my SPLN within a day of meeting me!

And that was your own fault! Just knock on my front door like every one else does!

 

[Ava Elzbieta]

T-the basement..? Should I be worried?

As long as you don't go down there, you should be fine. Truth be told, we don't actually know what's down there. We all have theories. Mine is that the souls of the banned are down there waiting for someone to make the mistake of fixing the stairs so they can escape and take over the internet (yes I put more thought into that than I should have)

Can't...stop...laughing!

This thread's been great help to me as well, long-time lurker, just-started posting.

 

[Death_Korps_Kommissar]

I need help. I'm new to the Escapist (as a user, I've been visting this site for a while), need some tips so I don't end up getting banned or worse.
I know, the username doesn't help either.

Be Good.
And if you can't be good, be lucky.

 

[Daft Sikes]

And don't forget to give the local Swollen Goat your credit card numbers. Veeeery important!

You forgot the SPLN! *Facepalm* [http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l302/CKY_Jordan/DrCox.jpg] C'mon Goat, get your head in the game!

OT: Well, everyone has already said everything I've wanted to say so...

Ah! Oops! I didn't mean to click that! Sorry mods!

Tell me, how has The Escapist been for you so far?

I enjoy it here very much. Much more nicer than other sites...*glares at 4chan*
Anyway thank you for asking. I will be visiting here for a long LONG time. Besides, I'm done with 4chan (was a former /b/tard). I need to take a break.

 

[Woodsey]

T-the basement..? Should I be worried?

Oh God no, never mention the ba

 

[Chainsauce]

There is an option to change your username, if you feel like it. You can only do this once, however.

 

[Daft Sikes]

Shh! SPLN is not taken willingly. Do you know how hard it's gonna be to sneak up on him now?

Besides, the last time I got my head in somewhere I was put on an offender's list...

I thought you'd have it by now! Damn, you had my SPLN within a day of meeting me!

And that was your own fault! Just knock on my front door like every one else does!

Sas, there's no easy way to say this...you're a SPLN slut. I love you, but you give it up way too easy.

And I thought you liked playing 'burglar and innocent housewife'...

We may just send this poor fellow back to /b/ if we keep this up...

-_-...What?

 

[Sassafrass]

Sas, there's no easy way to say this...you're a SPLN slut. I love you, but you give it up way too easy.

And I thought you liked playing 'burglar and innocent housewife'...

We may just send this poor fellow back to /b/ if we keep this up...

...Well, that's you out of the mass cheese thread I have planned then! *Sobs*

...You're right, I do.

Hey, it could be worse, he could've met us back on Troll.

-_-...What?

Never mind us, we're just being weird again. We have a few injoke, me and Goat.
And good that you have been having fun here.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Whatever you do, don't satirize anything or try to be funny in a clever way.

 

[Daft Sikes]

Whatever you do, don't satirize anything or try to be funny in a clever way.

I'm afraid I already did. And I was successful on a few occasions! (I think)

 

[Daft Sikes]

Shh! SPLN is not taken willingly. Do you know how hard it's gonna be to sneak up on him now?

Besides, the last time I got my head in somewhere I was put on an offender's list...

I thought you'd have it by now! Damn, you had my SPLN within a day of meeting me!

And that was your own fault! Just knock on my front door like every one else does!

Sas, there's no easy way to say this...you're a SPLN slut. I love you, but you give it up way too easy.

And I thought you liked playing 'burglar and innocent housewife'...

We may just send this poor fellow back to /b/ if we keep this up...

-_-...What?

SHIT! HE HEARD US! ACT NATURAL!

*whistles and moseys away*

Oh no you don't! Bobs! Assemble!
*The 4 Bobs surround Swollen Goat*

 

[Polaris19]

New here myself. Welcome!

 

[Daft Sikes]

New here myself. Welcome!

Greetings to you fellow newbie!