man pees on terrorist, earns medal

[Dr Snakeman]

"Prothean Beacon Found in Idaho. Local Farmer Claims Ownership Rights, Patents Element Zero."

Oh, god, you just got me daydreaming. If that happened, I would drop to my knees and cry. The only headline more awesome?

150 New Species of Super-Powered Animal Discovered; Experts Calling Them 'Pokemon'

 

[jojoemon]

"Guy Gets His Nipple Bitten Off By A Beaver"

I wonder if anyone on his website has taken their head out of their ass long enough to know what I'm referring to?

Numerous Forum Posters Found With Heads Inside Their Respective Asses; Not Amused.

 

[Worgen]

Texas succeeds from itself

I think my favorite part of that is that it could really happen, in the tx constitution there is a provision that allows the state to break into 5 different parts

 

[Azaraxzealot]

FLASH!
xbox 360 had hidden capabilities that put it far above any gaming console for the next 10 years! Red rings still possible.

 

[lacktheknack]

New Designer Jeans Set Man on Fire, Man Described as Being "Too Hot"

 

[euro2019]

Terrorist Chat Intercepted During World of Warcraft Guild Raid, SerenityNOW Guild Arrested

 

[Megacherv]

I don't need to make one up
http://seriouslulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/1242885695307-570x733.jpg
yes it's real.

Was that from the Glasgow airport attacks?

That's glorious

 

[McNinja]

"Wandering Wallabies Whack Wanted Wrongdoer, Win Nobel Peace Prize"

or maybe

"Aliens Invade, Stare Luridly at Daughters"

Massive, MASSIVE cookie for reference.

 

[badgersprite]

World Peace Declared. Film At Eleven.

 

[ZapperX]

Recent studies show greater percentage of football players turning gay than broadway actors.

 

[Samwai]

Neil Peart conjures interdimensional fortress from pure energy during drum solo, enters. "It was bound to happen eventually," say Rush fans.

 

[Leemaster777]

Florida breaks off from the United States. Claims, "We won't be the penis of the country anymore!"

 

[white_salad]

Neil Peart conjures interdimensional fortress from pure energy during drum solo, enters. "It was bound to happen eventually," say Rush fans.

Neil Peart Drum Solos: Natures greenest and most awesome energy ever.

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

Studies show people don't care about our studies and we're wasting their money! News at 11

I love your avatar good sir/madam.

OT: George Lucas to re-re-re-release the original Star Wars Trilogy in the original format. Also gives away all money made on merchandising to charity..

Why thank you, tis the Phyrexia symbol if you were curious. And it's Sir.

OT: Health Officials lying! Cigarettes cure cancer!

Yeah, bad... I'm tired demmit

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

"The Nation of Madagascar has become the healthiest nation in the world, with it's government policy of closing all borders and initiating maritial law as soon as a cough spreads to another country."

Cookies if you get the reference.

pandemic?

 

[wrightguy0]

Kim Il-Sung returns from dead, validates cult legends, Holds Historic Meeting with Kim-Jong-Il, First words in over 16 years "Son, I am Disappoint."

 

[Godhead]

Studies show people don't care about our studies and we're wasting their money! News at 11

I love your avatar good sir/madam.

OT: George Lucas to re-re-re-release the original Star Wars Trilogy in the original format. Also gives away all money made on merchandising to charity..

Why thank you, tis the Phyrexia symbol if you were curious. And it's Sir.

OT: Health Officials lying! Cigarettes cure cancer!

Yeah, bad... I'm tired demmit

Are you going to be doing the pre-releases by chance?

Also: Bethesda says that Skyrim will have no bugs on release, or your money back!!