Man Points!

[Eadd]

Ok, so back story:
Me and three friends have just booked a lads holiday for the summer
(Two weeks in Bulgaria btw, a resort called Sunny Beach, how original!)
We have decided to make a sort of competition for while we're there.

It goes as follows
For performing manly* and awesome deeds you are awarded MAN POINTS!
For performing feminine* deeds and generally acting like a bit of a douche you lose man points.
*From the traditional kind of sexist view-point
examples we allready have are:

* Flashing +5
* Taking part in party games at a bar +10
* Waking up on the balcony +10
* Scamming free drinks in a bar +20
* Crowd Surfing +20
* Coming home with less clothes than you went out with +20
* Coming home with some randoms clothes on +20
* Winning a party game in a bar +20
* Dancing in the bar in a club +25
* Waking up on the beach +30
* Being a good wingman +100
* Scoring a hot girl +100


* Throwing up on/after a night out -5
* Throwing up the next day -10
* Hitting anyone in the group in the nuts -25 (plus free return nut shot)
* Getting in a fight -25
* Falling off the bar in a club if your dancing on it -25
* Waking up spooning a roommate -25/-50 (depending on which spoon you are)
* Falling asleep on a night out -30
* Ditching mates -50
* Crying when putting on aftersun -50
* Getting thrown out of a club -50
* Using hotel computers to go on facebook -100
* Constantly being in contact with your girlfriend -100
* Being a cock-block -100


We want to think up as many rules as possible so i call on your help escapist community

Also ideas for prize/forfeit for winner/loser

 

[Lord Beautiful]

*Using Akuma in Street Fighter online -50
*Using Dan in Street Fighter online +50
*Using Dan in Street Fighter online and scoring a Perfect on a rank A Vega player +99999999999

 

[Valkyrie101]

Should be bonus points for winning said fight.

 

[Eadd]

*Using Akuma in Street Fighter online -50
*Using Dan in Street Fighter online +50
*Using Dan in Street Fighter online and scoring a Perfect on a rank A Vega player +99999999999

We're going on holiday!
playing video games -50

Should be bonus points for winning said fight.

Agreed, to combat the -25, if you win +50

 

[SweetLiquidSnake]

I like how this thread started off cool and was about fun and wild stuff you can do when you go out, and it turned into a thread about Street Fighter...

 

[Eadd]

I like how this thread started off cool and was about fun and wild stuff you can do when you go out, and it turned into a thread about Street Fighter...

Haha, yeah i reeeeeally didnt get the response i was hoping for!

 

[Varrdy]

Drinking yourself sober should earn a decent haul of points!

Wardy

 

[FamoFunk]

Holiday sex +50
Getting said Girl pregnant -50

 

[Eadd]

Drinking yourself sober should earn a decent haul of points!

Wardy

How do you drink yourself sober?

Think we're just gonna stick with the classic method to avoid a hangover - not stop drinking!

 

[Joshimodo]

That's not manly, that's adolescent.


Manly is something else entirely.

 

[Eadd]

That's not manly, that's adolescent.


Manly is something else entirely.

Its for a laugh dude!

thanks for your oh so helpful addition

 

[Eumersian]

snip

Getting a mad sunburn: -25

Getting a half-decent tan: +15

Getting a ridiculous tan (including the spray kind): -50

Wearing sunglasses at night for more than five consecutive minutes (and you're not drunk or anything): -10

Extra fifty points per other girl in a given sexual outing, i.e.
One hot girl: +100
Two hot girls: +50
Three hot girls: +50
etc.

Basically, these points are cumulative.

Also, negate any hot girl points in a given night for a devil's threesome.

Any other incident of crying is -25, no matter what.

Also, never EVER talk about the shampoo or soap that they have at the resort, other than "dude, we need some more shampoo" or "I got us some shampoo". If you actually hold a conversation about it, -40 points.

 

[Daveman]

Mentioning water or any other soft drink: -10 points

Men only drink alcohol.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

When did getting in a fight become not manly? You saying something about me? You wanna make something of it? Come over here and say it too my face!

Eating meat: +25
Eating raw meat without complaining: +100

You know what, I'll just leave this hear for you to ponder over:
<youtube=JvltzwkUEEA>

 

[MarkDavis94]

Telling someone who has performed a feminine action to 'Man the fuck up' +10

 

[Nouw]

Playing Amnesiaark Descent at night time, alone. +500

 

[Eumersian]

When did getting in a fight become not manly? You saying something about me? You wanna make something of it? Come over here and say it too my face!

Eating meat: +25
Eating raw meat without complaining: +100

You know what, I'll just leave this hear for you to ponder over:
<youtube=JvltzwkUEEA>

Wrestling bears: +100
Wrestling bears at night: +200
Crying openly at Old Yeller: -25 (NO CRYING)

 

[Eadd]

Mentioning water or any other soft drink: -10 points

Men only drink alcohol.

Agreed! the average price of a coke in the resort is £1.80
and the average price of a pint of beer is £1.50

NO EXCUSE!

When did getting in a fight become not manly? You saying something about me? You wanna make something of it? Come over here and say it too my face!

Haha yeah that point is leaning more to the not being a douche side

maybe minus ten for me allready, i shall change it to "starting a fight"

 

[RanD00M]

Two weeks in Bulgaria btw, a resort called Sunny Beach, how original!)

....
I've been there. It sucks.
The nightlife sucks. The bar life sucks. Most of the women that aren't other tourists are ugly as hell.
Cheap beer though.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

FIGHTING A BULGARIAN +50
Getting the crap beaten out of you, +50
Winning, +100
Waking up in somewhere you don't recognise, +70
Losing your phone, +50
...and I'm feeling so uncreative, sorry:/.

Have a bangin' time though mate>:].

...

Two weeks in Bulgaria btw, a resort called Sunny Beach, how original!)

....
I've been there. It sucks.
The nightlife sucks. The bar life sucks. Most of the women that aren't other tourists are ugly as hell.
Cheap beer though.

Make the nightlife be mental, make the bars go mental, and get drunk enough to bed a local- priceless.