Manly Games *ROOOAR*

[Dark42]

Can we all agree any game were you play as a guy that makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a weak little girl, going around and shooting anything the moves with the biggest and coolest guns imaginable all while shouting out some of the best one liners we have ever heard of, is truly a manly game?

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

resident evil 5. The premise of that game is basically chris redfield (the person) vs africa (the continent) Plus, have you seen redfield's arms? holy fuck. and at the end

Spoiler

He moves a boulder weighing easily 700 lbs by punching it, then proceeds to grab the super powered 7 foot tall zombie monster while his hot supermodel sidekick stabs the crap out of it. Inside of a fuvking volcano. what setting could possibly be more manly than a volcano?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Seriously, where the fuck is Serious Sam

 

[SnowCold]

You forgot babry horse adevture

 

[Booze Zombie]

Scarface: The World Is Yours

Instead of experience points you get "balls", you fly into berzerker rages by yelling obscenities at people, you can hold assault rifles one-handed, chainsaw people, you have a mini-skirted super-assassin and you're preforming murder in a three-piece suit.

 

[TaborMallory]

Ironically, Metroid for the NES.

 

[ShogunGino]

As odd of a choice this may be at first, let me explain...Jak X: Combat Racing.

Yes, the character designs are a bit cartoonish, but when you have an awesome roadster with a roaring engine with lots of changing parts, and gameplay that's like a cross between Mario Kart, Twisted Metal, and Burnout, just think of all the missile-shooting, mine-dropping, ever-boosting races and deathmatches you're gonna experience.

Honestly, that is a manly piece of gaming, if you ask me. Fast cars are manly. Missiles and Gatling Guns are manly. Having your car explode violently and then returning to life to make the guy who blew you up explode is manly. I find it to be intense.