Manly Games

[zombiejoe]

Somtimes, I feel less of a man watching anything that has to do with romance. So guess what I saw? I NEED MY MAN POWER BACK! So I thought, what are the manliest video games.
I say Dead Rising is pretty manly. One man traped in a mall fighting for his life with anything he can find, which is alout. And he is great at it. Nothing says manly like a man taking down zombies with a battle axe. However, putting on a dress is a bit anti-manly for Frank. And by the way, FRANK IS SUCH A MANLY NAME!

 

[grimsprice]

Left 4 dead 2. Manly. Especially if you play as Rochelle. Theres nothing quite like the machete, dismembering the undead for all you blood spouting glory.

BTW: Frank, is not a manly name. Vincent is.

 

[Sassafrass]

You can't think MANLY!!! without Viva Pinata or Cars.

Or Borderlands, Fallout 3 and L4D. Nothing like taking a tank on with pistols.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Cho Aniki

 

[Gxas]

The Guy Game?

No... wait... that was for lonely bastards wh-

I'm not even going to finish my thought.

 

[CanOfBeans]

gears or war 1 and 2 , why you ask? the lancer, its a big machine gun with a chainsaw attached for melee combat, that gun alone is manly

 

[Satin6T]

Shadow of the Collosus
Katamari Damacy
PAINKILLER
DOA Beach Volleyball

 

[El Poncho]

You can't think MANLY!!! without Viva Pinata or Cars.

Or Borderlands, Fallout 3 and L4D. Nothing like taking a tank on with pistols.

Nothing like punching shit with your berserker making them explode

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Borderlands, very.

 

[Absimilliard]

MGS3
All the cutscenes are skipable, and there's nothing more manly than taking on an army, winning, and then removing the bullets lodged in your flesh with a combat knife and no anesthesia.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Gears of War.
Duke Nukem.
No More Heroes...?

 

[Poomanchu745]

Um Age of Conan. Most manly MMO ever. I mean chopping someones arms off and then their head seems pretty manly to me.

 

[orangebandguy]

Duke nukem? Serious Sam? all have your generic MANLY muscled man shooting people and monsters for no real reason.

 

[josemlopes]

Serious Sam, Painkiller, Postal (the third one is coming out), Gears of War (just because of The Cole Train), and maybe Mad World

 

[GrinningManiac]

Gears of War

This video will explain

 

[Pokedude1013]

NOT THE WII
FNARR FNARR

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

UBOAAAAA! Okay, I'm done.

Not secure in your masculinity? What if you play something that's less "testosterone poisoning" and more "just hard as f***"?

Spoiler: Of course, attempting this and failing constantly might be counter-productive. Good luck with that.

 

[Sonicron]

I'll go with the God of War series. Cutscenes about Kratos' family aside, it doesn't get much more manly than this. Unbridled rage, nightmarish levels of violence and the occasional Spartan lovin'. Remember that poolside bit at the beginning of the second game? ... Yeah.

 

[AlphaOmega]

50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.

I know I know, before you judge watch this: http://blip.tv/file/2711405

 

[Absimilliard]

I suppose any GTA game will qualify, my personal favorite is Vice City. If you know where the hidden weapons are (and they're actually hidden in ways that make it possible to find them without a guide), you don't have to play long before you can go on a delectamable rampage.