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Emperor Inferno

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Ghost Recon

Dead Rising

God of War (or it's 360 clone, Conan)

These are all awesome and manly. Play them and your penis and testicles will grow.

Games that function as male enhancement, ftw!
 

p3t3r

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katamri damacy he is 12" tall and he is pushing around a ball the size of the world... in space!
 

FinalHeart95

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Batman Arkham Asylum. You're a guy that can take on 20+ guys at once and come out without a scratch. That is the definition of manly.
 

Ironic

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p3t3r said:
katamri damacy he is 12" tall and he is pushing around a ball the size of the world... in space!
That sounded like most of the subjects in my junk-mail box.

" 12" WITH BALL SIZE OF THE WORLD! WORK IN THE MARITAL NO MORE WITH THIS SECRET PILL DOCTORS KEEP SECRET FROM YOUR LEBANNON GLORY MARCH"

I'd say definately God of War.

I felt like i could bring down mountains by shouting and pure hate with that game.
 

Sib

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All arguments to the contrary are invalid.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/392801/80732711.jpg
 

Daniel Cygnus

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If you play a HtH character, Oblivion. You can take out BEARS and SLAUGHTERFISH with your fists.

Forza or Gran Turismo. Pretty much every aspect of the car is just as tunable as it is IRL (the tension of the sway bar, the tire pressure, the gear ratios, etc). It's like being a mechanic (roughly #4 on the list of most manly jobs ever) AND a driver. (about #3 on the same list)

Of course, Gears of War. Chainsaw bayonet. Your argument is invalid.
 

Ocelano

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Well obviously the my little pony and hello kitty ones

nah anything where I can go on vast bloody rampages to suppress my barely buried homicidal tendencies is preferale to that effect I'll go with mad world, gear of war, devil my cry(but not the second one that was just a piece of th old proverbial), the multiplayer in the original conkers bad fur day(andthe bits were you were literally p*ssed), saint's row, gta, no more heroes, brutal legend(the early bits where it is all hacky slashy instead of rts) and probably heaps moe who's names evade me for the current moment
 

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grimsprice said:
Left 4 dead 2. Manly. Especially if you play as Rochelle. Theres nothing quite like the machete, dismembering the undead for all you blood spouting glory.

BTW: Frank, is not a manly name. Vincent is.
No, 1 syllable words with under 5 letters are manly names.
Like Bob.
Id say dragon age is pretty manly, you have sex with things, yell at people and kill people.
 

Skizle

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Assassin's Creed. You can kill someone by jumping off a two story building and landing on him with your blades. Must I say more?
 

Xvito

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I don't know any... But probably some Gay-Porn game for men.

I mean, how much more manly does it get than two men copulating?