Mars Rover Draws Giant Penis On Mars

[Erttheking]

God, imagine if a primitive race develops on Mars and they think that is the sign of God.

 

[Evil Smurf]

And now in retaliation China/Russia/somebody draws a vagina on Venus. Or just turns it some sort of vagina-planet

Also...
Is it aiming at Uranus?

That's one cute avatar by the way.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Jeez, that's real classy, NASA, you know that?
Still, I can't deny that it's freaking hilarious.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

When we make the first landings, I want pictures from a top down perspective.

Made me laugh though.

THANKS SCIENCE!

 

[DarklordKyo]

Looks like the Spirit really DICKED around on Mars. [*rimshot*]

 

[Signa]

God, imagine if a primitive race develops on Mars and they think that is the sign of God.

Just imagine all the people that wear crosses on Earth, but instead it would be the symbol of their god on Mars.

Or even better, if they all have Stargate Jaffa, but the symbol is tattooed on their forehead.

 

[EHKOS]

I just sighed and thought "What would the aliens think?"

This better not backfire.

 

[Duncan Belfast]

Ugh, the patriarchy strikes again. Check your privilege NASA.

 

[templar1138a]

Yep. This about sums us up to any sapient aliens who might be observing.

 

[templar1138a]

God, imagine if a primitive race develops on Mars and they think that is the sign of God.

Just imagine all the people that wear crosses on Earth, but instead it would be the symbol of their god on Mars.

Or even better, if they all have Stargate Jaffa, but the symbol is tattooed on their forehead.

An alien culture revering the penis as a holy symbol? The cross simile isn't far off. After all, the cross comes from one of the most painful ways to die that humans have come up with.

Also, more than a few of our own cultures have revered the penis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

And plenty still do.

 

[Nowhere Man]

While were at it, is there anyway we can draw a penis on that mars face we used to see all the time?

 

[Maerx]

I'd like to make some cheap jokes about snakes, hard and alike.

Anyway, I find this amusing if not a childish. In the end we left our mark.

 

[Teoes]

My lady wants to know why it's always a cock and never a vagina that gets drawn.. There you go Nasa - challenge issued.

Edit: stupid auto-correct.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, he said... but still they come.

We have already been warned...

 

[Something Amyss]

This isn't funny at all. What if the Martians see this and start an interplanetary war? Even 'Indian Love Call' won't save us

what if they instead send a probe to Earth or Moon to draw a big ol' pair of titties
with "your move now" written next to it
that'd be grand

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that their next step will be to teabag our noobs.

 

[Something Amyss]

My lady wants to know why it's always a cock and never a vagina that gets drawn.. There you go Nasa - challenge issued.

Edit: stupid auto-correct.

Really, you wonder why rocket scientists act as though they are afraid of lady parts?

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

This is payback for those martians drawing dicks in our corn fields and stuff!

Spoiler

 

[xengk]

this reminds me of all those penis creature on Spore...

 

[Apollo45]

What a week for crazy headlines it has been. First we have a Korean teacher beating students and then masturbating in the hallway, then a man from Ohio getting arrested for having sex with his neighbor's inflatable raft, and now this.

Funny how all of them involve penises.

God, imagine if a primitive race develops on Mars and they think that is the sign of God.

Just imagine all the people that wear crosses on Earth, but instead it would be the symbol of their god on Mars.

Or even better, if they all have Stargate Jaffa, but the symbol is tattooed on their forehead.

An alien culture revering the penis as a holy symbol? The cross simile isn't far off. After all, the cross comes from one of the most painful ways to die that humans have come up with.

Also, more than a few of our own cultures have revered the penis. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

And plenty still do.

Seriously, imagine, long after we're dead and gone, aliens visit Mars. They look at those symbols and wonder what they could be. Maybe it really is just tracks in the dirt, or maybe they're some sort of religious symbol. Maybe it's a way of trying to communicate. They set up civilizations, wondering what these things are, visiting earth, and so on. They find the remains of cities, see these crude drawings all over bathroom stalls which they begin to believe are places where humans went to worship. They discover fossilized human skeletons, but can't tell from the bones that there was at one point a cock on the creature they're examining. They create all these fanciful scenarios, but nothing seems quite right to them. Why are they crudely drawn? Why aren't there more of them around? What is it a picture of anyway?

And then, one day, one of them makes a discovery. Maybe it's an old statue, maybe it's a preserved human corpse. Or maybe it's just a porno stash in a remarkably well-preserved hard drive. Whatever the case, they take a close look at the figure, and all of a sudden it hits them; this civilization was drawing their reproductive organs on other planets. All of a sudden their view of our entire culture is changed from one of mystery and legend to a bunch of evolved monkeys showing off their dicks.

I, for one, am looking forward to being a ghost during this time period.

 

[eleriaqueen]

It would have been appropriate to draw a vulva next to it, together it would have made an emblem of the perpetuity of the human race... instead of just "we, men fuck you all"