Martial Artist Punches Up a Car, Street Fighter II Style

[edgeofblade]

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Oh, ouch that must hu... oh fu...what the hell is wrong with this... dude....

Bending the hood doesn't count...

...wait a sec, that wheel well panel came off a little too easily.

I can see him breaking those side windows with a well focused punch, but the backwindow with a heel? That's a little un likely.

Now, what is he doing? Making the car into a gull-wing?

Ok, so the final result looks a bit like a beat up car from SF2. Not bad... but the point of wrecking this car is still somehow lost on me.

 

[wordsmith]

Holy shit...0:34

He serious fucks that car up.



If that guy ever got into a confrontation, he should just show them that video.

Dude: "I can kick the shit out of you!"
Car-Man: "No, you really can't."
Dude: "Want to prove it? You, me, right now!"
Car-Man: *Shows Youtube Video* " 'Nuff said."

yeah... "Hey, you're about to start a fight with me... Allow me to escort you to the nearest WiFi point to show you what a mistake you're about to make..."

If I was that man, I'd have that video saved on every kind of device. Media Player, MP3, portable DVD player, kitchen-equipment-with-a-screen.
I'd be so damn proud.

Plus, we all know that he probably lives in Japan; you can log into the internet from anywhere using your brain. It's true.

"I know. Inside that building are the answers to questions I've been asking myself ever since the series began. Finally, I'll know the truth behind my past. "
"Do you think they'll have DDR in there too?"
"Téa, it's Japan. Of course they will."

Hey! You've been to Japan too?
Seriously, crazy place. I was only in their five minutes and a young man approached me, shirtless, bronze-skinned, a tie around his head and the belt of a martial-arts champion and announced "You killed my father, now you must die." Oddly, his lips were moving after the words were spoken; I think he was badly dubbed...

I'm so conflicted... Half of me wants to announce you as my favourite random person this week, the other half wants to beat you over the head for "their/there"

Nicely done though

 

[nova18]

He probably drank from the fuel tank to rehydrate himself.
Then strangled and roasted a bear for a healthy snack.


God bless that man.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

EPIC WIN

the poor guy must be in a lot of pain though now

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Delightfully human behaviour, and amusing as hell. If it´s even remotely possible to do, it will be done, no matter how pointless (or painful) it is. I find things much more entertaining and easier to approve, when you don´t expect everything to make sense. Just smash that damn car and be happy about it.

God bless that man.

Indeed.

 

[The Rockerfly]

What an idiot but at the same time, what a dude
and an idiot
but he's a dude
What the hell, oh fuck it he beat up a car
He's a dude

 

[Woem]

UTTER WIN

i respect this guy, envy him, and feel sorry for him

edit: now that i'm thinking about it, that guy must have some serious power behind his hits to dent in the car like that

edit 2: the logos on his back and front and the camera reek of viral advertising now as well, plus the youtube video actually has the make of camera in the authors comments in more detail than is generally used

apart from that, samsung had a decent attempt with this viral marketing shabang, i prefer this video over that damn monkey

Indeed, whatever the intent is (viral or general silliness) this guy packs a serious punch and kick.

 

[dalek sec]

Nice but this is why mankind should create weapons like laser rifles and that Fatman nuke launcher from Fallout 3. You can trash cars but it won't hurt like hell the next day.

 

[XJ-0461]

That guy is simultaneously fucking awesome and certifiably insane.

 

[Blackadder51]

I guess I'm the only one who thought this was absolutely silly?
The guy may be strong to bend that stuff, sure. But what is there to respect here?

He's punching and kicking a car. So what?
I just found myself laughing at his serious facial expressions and noises when this is so very far from serious.

EDIT: AND, then to have Rage against the Machine in the background? Bwaha!
And not even an angry song! Just Guerrilla Radio!

Yeesh! This is really quite dumb.

I agree
I really wasn't impressed to much with this video

 

[Radelaide]

I guess I'm the only one who thought this was absolutely silly?
The guy may be strong to bend that stuff, sure. But what is there to respect here?

He's punching and kicking a car. So what?
I just found myself laughing at his serious facial expressions and noises when this is so very far from serious.

EDIT: AND, then to have Rage against the Machine in the background? Bwaha!
And not even an angry song! Just Guerrilla Radio!

Yeesh! This is really quite dumb.

I don't think I could have said it better myself. See, what I think would be more impressive is to see him cause that much damage behind the wheel of the car and walk away.

Btw, saying 'HI-YAAAAAAA' doesn't make you look like some martial artist, it makes you look like a drop kick.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

He forgot the Haodouken.