mass effect 2 sex

[Worgen]

yeah, I just felt like messing with ppl, and it managed to hurt someone so bonus, oh and he had a sonic av so triple word score. Yeah I know its not wrex, but I wouldnt be suprised at all if he showed up

I don't see what is wrong with it I mean...not like it showed anything, I had a laugh.

yeah, really neither do I but I figured at least one person was going to wet themselfs over it

 

[Internet Kraken]

yeah, really neither do I but I figured at least one person was going to wet themselfs over it

Well apparently some people did. If people find this disturbing I can only imagine how they would react to some other things on the internet.

But while we are on the topic of Mass Effect sex, I feel the need to ask a question. Exactly what happens in the Mass Effect sex scene?

I went through the whole romance subplot out of curiosity (and desire for an easy achievement). But after hearing how awkward and stupid almost all of Shepard's interactions with Liara, I pretty much skipped through all of their text. When the actual sex scene started I went to get a soda instead of wasting my time with it.

 

[Misterian]

I'd want a chance to have Female Shepard to 'do it' with Garrus, he's a hansome devil, I already know of his fandom.

 

[Sneaklemming]

very very funny, thx for that

 

[Booze Zombie]

I love that comic, I would've laughed myself silly if you could do that in the first game.

 

[shadow skill]

That was funny as hell.

 

[RavingPenguin]

Im going to go sob in a corner now.

 

[NotAPie]

yeah, really neither do I but I figured at least one person was going to wet themselfs over it

Well apparently some people did. If people find this disturbing I can only imagine how they would react to some other things on the internet.

But while we are on the topic of Mass Effect sex, I feel the need to ask a question. Exactly what happens in the Mass Effect sex scene?

I went through the whole romance subplot out of curiosity (and desire for an easy achievement). But after hearing how awkward and stupid almost all of Shepard's interactions with Liara, I pretty much skipped through all of their text. When the actual sex scene started I went to get a soda instead of wasting my time with it.

You know how like in movies they play music during it?
Like that but the camera is at cleaver angles where you can't see a thing.
Its just stupid.

 

[Baby Eater]

yeah, really neither do I but I figured at least one person was going to wet themselfs over it

Well apparently some people did. If people find this disturbing I can only imagine how they would react to some other things on the internet.

But while we are on the topic of Mass Effect sex, I feel the need to ask a question. Exactly what happens in the Mass Effect sex scene?

I went through the whole romance subplot out of curiosity (and desire for an easy achievement). But after hearing how awkward and stupid almost all of Shepard's interactions with Liara, I pretty much skipped through all of their text. When the actual sex scene started I went to get a soda instead of wasting my time with it.

5 seconds of alien bum...that is all. (i sound almost disappointed XD)

 

[Amnestic]

My biggest gripe with that comic is that Shepard's name only has a single 'p' in it.

Also, I love how Wrex is smoking a cigar. Awesome. The sexual tension between Wrex and Shepard was clear from their interactions.

Wrex: Shepard.
Shepard: Wrex.

CAN YOU FEEL IT!?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

It made me chuckle. If only because of the "I love you guys" bit.
I'm not really sure why so many people have a problem with it.

 

[Loop Stricken]

As far as the first image goes, the top-hat version is superior.

But I'mma go with this [http://fc08.deviantart.com/fs28/f/2008/077/6/7/Mass_Efflirt_2_by_yuoma.jpg].

 

[Insanum]

That gives a whole[/I] new meaning to "Devils Threesome".

But still, That did amuse the childish part of my brain.

 

[Loop Stricken]

In fact; Top-hat version ahoy [http://rule34-images.paheal.net/acdf23d37c6d8b4c8a6b2bafaebe3d9e/98939%20-%20Liara_TSoni%20Mass_effect%20Shepard%20Wrex%20asari%20commander_shepard%20krogan.png]!

 

[shadow skill]

In fact; Top-hat version ahoy [http://rule34-images.paheal.net/acdf23d37c6d8b4c8a6b2bafaebe3d9e/98939%20-%20Liara_TSoni%20Mass_effect%20Shepard%20Wrex%20asari%20commander_shepard%20krogan.png]!

The look on her face is priceless.

 

[Summerstorm]

Hm, i remember that strip... but didn't Wrex originaly have a tophat and a monocle too? Hm... maybe i have that still in my picturefolder. Ah nope tophat and mocle was photoshopped in... but i like it better *g*.

 

[scotth266]

Wait...don't Krogan have two wangs?

No, just four testicles. Garrus mentions it offhand when you're doing his quest to catch the organ-growing doctor.

 

[Naheal]

I found out about how they are going to include sex in mass effect 2
needless to say spoilers

Spoiler

Im really hoping you can do this

If it wasn't Wrex, I would have been upset. However, I can't stop laughing.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

Oh, you scallywag.

Anyway, no doubt it will include at least a reference to sex in it, as it's a sequel and needs to at least match the original in every area.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I'd be disappointed if there wasn't some kind of fulfulling culmination to the romance subplots (note the plural - I believe there ought to be more than just the one).

Sex would be good, but I'm sure something non-sexual coud easily be as good.