Mass Effect HAIKU!

[gideonkain]

EDI's Camel Toe.
Tali is a stock photo.
Red, Green, Blue. Now Choose.

 

[Mikeyfell]

[HEADING=1]Your form is fragile
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I know you feel this[/HEADING]

Never noticed that
Must have heard a thousand times
I cannot un-see

 

[skywolfblue]

Long live the Mako
Climb cliffs and bounce like disco
Steers like a psycho ox

Hammerhead flies very steady
Brave agile tissue paper
But at least it's fast

[edit]Ok I'm terrible at Haikus... Is "hammerhead" two syllables or three? What about "agile"?

Hammerhead is 3 (hamm-er-head), agile is 2 (a-gile).

As for me... I got nothing.

Many thanks, and fixerated accordingly.

 

[The_Merchant]

This amount of threads
Making games overrated
It needs to stop now

 

[soren7550]

Came up with this one before the game came out:

First it was Saren,
then it was the Collectors.
Next stop, the Reapers!

 

[Dalek Caan]

I love her helmet,
And those hips are brilliant,
My lovely Quarion.

Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.

 

[gideonkain]

I love her helmet,
And those hips are brilliant,
My lovely Quarion.

Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.

It's 5,7,5 - you did 5,7,7

 

[spartandude]

I love game poems
Do you think this one will count?
Bioware, Fuck you!

 

[Smiley Face]

I love her helmet,
And those hips are brilliant,
My lovely Quarion.

Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.

It's 5,7,5 - you did 5,7,7

Not necessarily, the last line could be pronounced "My-Love-ly-Quar-ian" (ian pronounced "yuhn")


Only one for job
Scientist Salarian
Gives his life for peace

Child among the stars
Unhelpful, Unexpected
Makes no freaking sense

Repetitive, fun
My body is my weapon
Charge, Nova, Nova

 

[Gibboniser]

A very good start
It's sequel not quite so much
The ending hurt me
( I didn't actually dislike the ending that much, but it fits)
A space Opera
Popular with the masses
Only fools dislike
.
Reapers are a pain
collectors very much so
Damn illusive man

 

[LiquidGrape]

[HEADING=1]Cerberus lapdog
Sh*t you sound like a p***y
I WILL DESTROY YOU[/HEADING]

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Gonna beat Reapers
What is this, I dont even
Cry myself to sleep


Bioware fucked up
But the game is still awesome
Forget the ending


You know I had reach
She had flexibility
Popping a new clip


Fight like a Krogan
You can Run like a leopard
Compared to me? Meh

Glowing kid near end
Wheres my child killing mod?
Fuck it, Skyrim time


We won, Anderson
You did it Shepard, Im proud
Manly tears were shed


Kai Leng is a Prick
He must have a small penis
It explains the sword

Okay i think Im all haikued out

EDIT: One last one

Bloody dumb Vanguard
Downed across the friggin map
Bleed to death dumbass

 

[gideonkain]

I love her helmet,
And those hips are brilliant,
My lovely Quarion.

Never did a Haiku before so someone will have to tell me if this is right.

It's 5,7,5 - you did 5,7,7

Not necessarily, the last line could be pronounced "My-Love-ly-Quar-ian" (ian pronounced "yuhn")

Interesting observation

 

[scarab7]

Intrepid member

Survivalist to the end

Hamster of the stars